I'm thinking of tampering with my urine test.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Don't panic, I'm just THINKING about it at this point. Jesus Christ, you always overreact.

[SPKrazy]

1. What are you thinking of doing to it?

putting orange juice in it?

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I'm thinking of taking the empty bottle from the nurse...

walking into the bathroom, pouring apple juice in the bottle, and then when she goes to take it from me, putting it to my lips and drinking it. :hi:

[SPKrazy]

5. ///

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

2. I say take that next step and actually

tamper with it. Does it really matter anyway? I mean it is pee regardless.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. See #3.

[Shell Beau]

6. Don't be alarmed now when she calls for back up!

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Back up? No no, you misunderstood. This is my urologist, not my proctologist.

[Shell Beau]

8. Snap!

[dana_b]

10. depends how experienced of a nurse she is

if she's anything like me, she'll just hand you another specimen cup and tell you not to waste anymore of her damn time. :P

[Left Is Write]

9. No matter what you do, Philboy, they won't believe you're pregnant.