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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:25 PM Original message |
The last thing I want to do at the supermarket is calculate the value of toilet paper |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
1. 230 words |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:37 PM Response to Reply #1 |
43. Thanks for the warning! |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
2. Just get the Hanni 1-ply 4 pack. It's the best value. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
3. Some answers. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 05:38 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Sears catalog |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
4. I just get the kind that's made from recycled paper. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
5. So that was you blocking the aisle for 10 minutes? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 05:45 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Thank god those days are over |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
6. Hey! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
8. You have a whole aisle dedicated to toilet paper? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 05:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. It's a shitty store |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
9. I think we found our next Andy Rooney |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
12. I use a belt sander. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:00 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. Define efficient. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
37. This may be TMI, but...(butt?) |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 09:13 AM Response to Reply #37 |
49. Do you use roto rooter when you're constipated? |
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buzzycrumbhunger (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
13. I have a bathroom fantasy. . . |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 05:55 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. In my favorite Paris bar/bistro... |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 06:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. those are the worst! |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:17 PM Response to Reply #19 |
35. It's a wonder you didn't deliver right there. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:01 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. I'm moving to Japan |
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buzzycrumbhunger (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:15 PM Response to Reply #21 |
34. But look! |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 09:10 AM Response to Reply #34 |
46. Hmmmm, that's about 400 4/pks of Scott |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:36 PM Response to Reply #21 |
42. Not so fast. The standard Japanese squat toilet: |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 09:31 AM Response to Reply #42 |
50. I see toilet paper. |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:12 PM Response to Reply #13 |
31. those toilets intimidate me |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
15. Just compare 2 things: "ply" and "sq. in." |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:01 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Oh god...visions of Sister Marietta tormenting me with math |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
16. Scott is the best value. It goes the furthest. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:03 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. So the fact that it's $1.39 more is a plus? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:08 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. Many moons ago, my dad sold fine paper products |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:25 PM Response to Reply #30 |
38. and by value, you mean? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:30 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Scott Tissue isn't puffed up with air |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 09:06 AM Response to Reply #30 |
44. No shit!!! |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 10:05 AM Response to Reply #16 |
51. yep, Scott 1000-sheets-per-roll (not the new "deluxe" version or whatever it's called) is definitely |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
17. Many right-wing celebrity books are available for less than toilet paper |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:04 PM Response to Reply #17 |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
18. The size of the rolls keeps getting smaller too. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:04 PM Response to Reply #18 |
27. What brand? |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:12 PM Response to Reply #27 |
32. Cottonelle |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 03:11 PM Response to Reply #18 |
56. It just allows them to sell double, triple, and even bigger rolls |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
23. Don't forget to factor in two-ply vs three-ply. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
25. The Cottonelle double rolls last a while |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:06 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. Somehow paying $30 for a year's supply of tp makes me nervous |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:19 PM Response to Reply #28 |
36. You'd leave something to your family? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:33 PM Response to Reply #28 |
41. Sounds like Heaven to me. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 09:07 AM Response to Reply #41 |
45. I used to be that way too. |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:28 PM Response to Reply #25 |
39. Wow |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
29. I only have two criteria for toilet paper |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
33. Uhm, you're doing it wrong. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 09:11 AM Response to Reply #33 |
47. I have a friend who used poison ivy. |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
48. Which reminds me of something... |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 03:13 PM Response to Reply #48 |
57. Here, picture and all |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
52. Just use the three shells. -nt |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
53. What's wrong with a page of Sears Roebuck catalog? |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 01:35 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. I do all my shopping online these days |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 02:05 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. Well, at least you get some exfoliation at the same time. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 03:14 PM Response to Reply #53 |
59. I had friends in high school who spent hours in the bathroom with a Sears catalog |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 05:05 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. Okay, that's frightening. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 06:41 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. I dunno, the plaid jacket with the striped tie |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
58. Leaves are cheaper. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 03:15 PM Response to Reply #58 |
60. Pine leaves |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 03:18 PM Response to Reply #60 |
61. You got it, LOL. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 03:36 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. More potential for holes |
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