I just spilled a quart of red fruit punch all over my desk and cubicle floor

[soleft]

It looks like someone was murdered in here.

I know, without pictures....

[foxfeet]

1. Roll around in it and scream.

Just for giggles.

[soleft]

2. That would be one way to keep me from getting the promotion I don't want

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Reality should never intrude upon creativity.

x(

[soleft]

4. Not according to Maslov's hierarchy of Human Need

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Where's he live?

Imma light a bag of dog poop on his front porch and ring the doorbell.

[NJmaverick]

6. It could have been worse

it could have been on your computer.:scared:

[soleft]

7. Some did go on my power strip - I decided to let it air dry.

[KamaAina]

8. Call the Fire Department!

:P

[soleft]

9. Hey - no fires at Xmas!

I guess I should stick to cooking lasagna. No spill overs!

[Skittles]

10. I will kick your ass and make you clean it up

yes INDEED

[soleft]

12. My waste basket is overflowing with red paper towels

I bet I have a terrible nightmare tonight.

[Symarip]

11. The Shamwow soaks up to 20 times it's own weight

It practically sells itself.

[soleft]

13. If I order it right now, what else do I get?