I'm curious to know if the loungers can do this... an anti-pev challenge!

[DarkTirade]

I want you to say something funny and witty and use at least one word that could be used for something dirty... but don't. :)

For instance, my favorate is the insertion of the word 'weiner' in this famous phrase.

"Cry havoc, and let slip the weiner dogs of war!"

Using the word 'weiner', I managed to turn a famous quote into something silly. And yet it wasn't pevvy. That's right. I inserted a weiner. And it wasn't pevvy.

I'm curious to know if any other loungers can manage this feat. :P

[Dr. Strange]

1. DarkTirade's challenge turned the Lounge...

into an orgy of witticism.

[DarkTirade]

7. You, sir, have impressed me.

Granted, I'm easily impressed. But still. :)

[TZ]

2. Okay...

My hands got very cold after I spent a long time at the grocery store squeezing the melons....

[DarkTirade]

8. Mmm... fresh ripe melons.

:P

[lost-in-nj]

3. heh heh

you said insert and weiner..


:rofl:

oh sorry
thats NOT what you meant??? :shrug:

lost

[Haole Girl]

4. I think you failed the test

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

9. Failed? Or succeeded?

... the first one, I think. :P

[Haole Girl]

10. Now you've confused me!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

5. This looks like the perfect thread to expose my hot DUER in the Shower picture from last night

Without kicking a stupid thread

Sexy huh?

[DarkTirade]

6. Is it hot in there?

Or is it just the DUer? :)

[Guava Jelly]

16. I'm sayen

:thud:

[skygazer]

11. Why are you so anal about pevviness?

I can't be bothered to keep abreast of such things.

[DarkTirade]

13. Ooh, two at once.

Nice.

[moggie]

12. I can't think of anything witty

But check out this enormous organ:

[DarkTirade]

14. Did you hear about the Wurlitzer/Xerox merger?

They're planning on making reproductive organs.

[moggie]

17. Now you're just being crude!

Sheesh, what happened to sophisticated humour?

[DarkTirade]

18. In the field of transportation, Cunard and Air Lingus were planning a merger too.

But they haven't decided on a name yet.

[motely36]

15. Can someone please hold my junk

while I go to the bathroom?

[DarkTirade]

21. Lemme pull my car around, I might have some room in my trunk.

[DS1]

19. I wonder how many nuts a beaver can hold while still building a damn

[DarkTirade]

20. Not as many as this little guy can fit in his mouth at once.

[DarkTirade]

23. Besides, when you need something carried what you really need is a nice ass.

[Guava Jelly]

22. Reminds me of an old Dr .Demento song

I want to kiss her But,she won't let me.
I want to whisper sweet nothings in herr-ear.
I want to hold her behind,closed doors and more.
I want to kiss her But,she won't let me.

[DarkTirade]

24. Or that schoolyard skipping rope rhyme

Miss Suzie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to
Hello operator
Please give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick you in the
Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat upon it and cut her little
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a TV screen
And that is all I know

[TZ]

25. Hahaha!

My nickname growing up was Suzy so I always had a taste for that rhyme...:)

[DarkTirade]

32. Pfft, yeah, THAT was the reason.

You were just a closet pev even back then, you wanted an excuse to say dirty things. :P

[madinmaryland]

26. Freaking PEV!!! You just said, and I quote: "I inserted a weiner."

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

28. Yes. Yes I did.

And I'd do it again.

[Iggo]

27. "...insertion of...weiner..."

:rofl:

Yer killin' me!

[DarkTirade]

31. Who, me?

O8)

[dembotoz]

29. bush has led to the downfall of the republican party

[DarkTirade]

30. What do you expect when you have a Bush, a Dick and a Colin in the White House?

:shrug:

[davsand]

33. Tain't funny. Not one bit of it.

I can't believe I just used Taint in public.


:wow:



Laura

[DarkTirade]

34. Yes, taint is something that should not be exposed in public.

:P

[TZ]

35. I'm having a craving for a tossed salad tonight.....

With ranch dressing. I understand some people actually like MIRACLE WHIP as dressing..Ick..:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

36. Some people are into some weeeeeird stuff.

:shrug:

[DarkTirade]

37. This is the only anti-pevery here?

Actually I'm surprised I got as much as I did... :P