Samurai Underpants Sheaths Your Katana in Awesome

[DS1]

http://gizmodo.com/5111944/samurai-underpants-sheaths-your-katana-in-awesome



Who doesn't dream of wandering the fields of ancient Japan, wielding a katana for truth and justice? Though the samurai age is long over, you can still ennoble your privates with awesome samurai underpants.

Samurai-themed underwear have become something of a runaway hit in Japan. Each piece is made to resemble the armor of famous Japanese samurai, such as Tokugawa shogunate founder Tokugawa Ieyasu or military hero Oda Nobunaga.

They can be found on Japanese company Sido's website, but everything is currently sold out. If you wait for them to restock, each piece will cost you about $100.

[Symarip]

1. I want!

I so badly need my privates ennobled.

[DS1]

2. Imagine how awesome someone would look running out of the front door

to stop cats from fighting at 3 in the morning wearing nothing but those? :bounce:

[Symarip]

4. It'll scream to those in peril

"It's ok now. I'm here to help."

[Pierre.Suave]

3. Why do I want to wear

some old japanese guys used underwear?

:P

[meegbear]

5. For $100 they better have a leather version

[surrealAmerican]

6. Those are hysterical. Too bad about the price.

Mr. Surreal would look awesome in them.

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Those are way cool.

[Deep13]

8. Let me see if I understand this....

Samurai underwear = cool.

Batman Underoos = developmentally arrested.

[flvegan]

9. Doesn't look like much "katana" room in those.

[Dangerously Amused]

12. But wouldn't the compression be... you know, a bonus?

[DS1]

13. Depends if one's partner is after a black eye or not

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Stop it! You're making me laugh at inappropriate times in this stupid seminar!

:7

[Schema Thing]

10. why wait?

if you have gold leaf and black paint and a willing helper, you're set.

[underpants]

11. emailing my updated wishlist NOW

oh wait that is Japanese pop culture. I HATE Japanes pop culture...except for MXC (Spike TV) of course

[redqueen]

16. MXC is the show where I heard the term

"beef curtains".

That was good... but for me the show got old fast.

[underpants]

17. I SMELL CHOLERA!!!

:-)

[DS1]

18. Here comes Tango Bobaganoosh, he's an instruction complicator for the IRS

my favorite line of all time on that show

[underpants]

19. MXC player profile

Favorite animal
Pinata

Arch nemesis
Binding cheeses

[ACTION BASTARD]

20. Have you seen "Ninja Warrior" on G4 Tv?

Because if you haven't then you don't know what the fuck.

[underpants]

22. I have seen it

friends of ours are huge fans

I do know fuck

[ACTION BASTARD]

23. Your honor has been restored

[Lady-Damai]

15. Oh Cool! I would so wear it! n/t

[ACTION BASTARD]

21. The ghost of Toshiro Mifune commands me to seek these out!

My honor is at stake!

[mainegreen]

24. Those look like they are super tight, and effective at killing sperm cells in the hatchery!

Thus a perfect gift for worn out dads!