WHAT in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a goin' on here?

[texas1928]

No seriously what's going on?

[TommyO]

1. I don't know, but I hear we're getting a new sheriff!

and he's a n... *BONG*

[texas1928]

2. He is near.

Oh goood.

[texas1928]

3. Send a message to headquarters, tell them I sai.... WANG!!!.... OOOOOWWWWW!!!

[kentauros]

4. "Well, I've been to one world fair,

a picnic, and a rodeo and that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard come over a set of earphones!"

woops! wrong movie (same actor) :P

[texas1928]

5. Yeah, we are talking Westerns here not Nucular war.

[kentauros]

6. "Nucular combat, toe-to-toe with the Ruuskies!"

:P

[texas1928]

7. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

[texas1928]

8. Now back to the original movie.

"somebody is agoin' to have to go back and get a shitload of dimes."

[guitar man]

9. How about some more beans Mr Taggert?

I'd say you boys have had enough! :rofl:

[texas1928]

11. Candy gram for Mongo.

[Sequoia]

10. It was 21 degrees at my house this morning. So cold the car wouldn't start.

Up here in Sonoma County...record breaking...it might snow if this keeps up since rain is predicted for tomorrow. I hate it being that cold...I need the car to get me to the bus stop by 7:10am.

[texas1928]

12. Yikes, car would not start at 21.

maybe you need to look at your level of antifreeze.

[Sequoia]

14. Smack....dang I never thought of that...it's always quite warm here considering.

Heh, heh..."that's why it's called....(drum roll)....ANTI-FREEZE !!!!!

On edit: Hubby says it was the battery...better keep it coveredt tonight.

[texas1928]

16. Battery can freeze too.

[kentauros]

13. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

:D

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.

[texas1928]

15. "Oh Boys, Look what I got here."

[yellowdogintexas]

17. 'don't move or the N***** gets it!!!: " Ohh, He's serious, what are we going to do?"

"Of course you'll have the good taste not to tell anyone I spoke to you."

[texas1928]

20. OH LORDY LAWD, HELP MEE!,,, SHUT UP!!!

Clamps hand over mouth.

[kath]

18. where all da white wimmen at??

[texas1928]

21. "You'd do it for Randolph Scott."

[pokerfan]

19. One day I hear, "Reach for it, mister."

I spun around, and there I was, standing face to face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away... Little bastard shot me in the ass!

[texas1928]

22. *Downs a bottle of whisky.