ARGH! TMI!!

[Danger Mouse]

Why. The. Hell. Would. Some. Person. Think. I. Want. To. Hear. About. Ingrown. Hair. In. CERTAIN PLACES. I won't name. :banghead: :grr: :argh: :cry: :scared: :yoiks:
:puke:
Seriously, I just :puke: in my mouth a little.

[DarkTirade]

1. That's why you should use an electric razor.

:yoiks:

[Danger Mouse]

2. I don't even want to THINK about it.

:cry:

[DarkTirade]

11. ... then you shouldn't have posted this in the lounge.

'Cause you KNOW we're gonna say something that's both inappropriate and wrong, but will also make you think about it. :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

12. What was I thinking?

And I keep kicking it, too. I'm a masochist.

[DarkTirade]

13. You know you like it.

:P

[rug]

3. Let's guess the place!

Anal fissure?

[Danger Mouse]

4. No, thank god, but that's not much better.

:cry:

[pokerfan]

5. I'm guessing it was in

New York

[Chan790]

6. Pshaw!!

Everybody knows that New Jersey is the infected crotch of the tri-state area.

[Danger Mouse]

7. Do not want.

:cry:

[Tom Kitten]

14. Harrumph!!

South Jersey wishes to secede from being associated with the Greater New York Area!

[elshiva]

8. Santa Claus has a little problem he wants to discuss with

you... :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

9. Huck...

:puke: bllllarrrrgh

[elshiva]

10. You and Santa Claus broke up over this?

Say it ain't so. :cry:

[Lucian]

15. I find these work very well:

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Why would anyone click on a thread named TMI?

So why am I here? :shrug:

[buzzycrumbhunger]

17. I have a friend who used to be a stripper

(I met her in school, sorry) who had some very interesting advice about these things. Apparently if you exfoliate the hell out of things before you remove hair by any method, it prevents nastiness later. Of course, the preferred method of hair removal in that biz is laser.

I'm not sure why you'd have trouble talking about normal body stuff. Do you also get the willies if we talk about tampons and pantiliners? How about piercings? I understand they're a must in that line of work, too. }(