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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 08:48 PM
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"How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps."
DECEMBER 12--After a trio of Ohio women was busted earlier this week following a botched robbery attempt, cops searched the group's getaway car and discovered printed instructions downloaded from the Internet that detailed "How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps." The seized instructions, a copy of which you'll find below, were printed Monday morning at 10:16, about 11 hours before the women sought to hold up the Dollar Tree store in Bedford Heights. When a manager claimed that she could not open the store safe, the alleged robbers--Jocelyn Addison, 19; Nia McBrayer, 21; and Jenniffer Watson, 18--departed empty-handed. Though the downloaded list was clearly written tongue-in-cheek, the suspects, who had masks, a plan, and a bb gun, apparently followed some of its suggestions. According to a December 8 Bedford Police Department report, Addison, McBrayer, and Watson were apprehended in a vehicle about a mile from the convenience store. Each woman was charged with robbery.

Reminds me of "Office Space" and the guys looking up how to launder money in the dictionary. :rofl:



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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 08:50 PM
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1. They tried to rob the Dollar Tree? And failed? Way to aim high, ladies!
Edited on Fri Dec-12-08 08:53 PM by LeftyMom
:eyes:

Edit: their stylin' getaway car was also a nice touch. I mean, a Pontiac Sunfire? Seriously?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 08:54 PM
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2. The Dollar Tree?!
:rofl:

If you're going to go to prison for armed robbery, ROB SOMEPLACE WORTHWHILE!!! Freaking idiots. :rofl:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 08:55 PM
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3. No kidding. You could get more money than that smashing the coin boxes in a laundrymat.
:eyes:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 10:29 PM
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7. They clearly didn't understand that these instructions were a joke
Edited on Fri Dec-12-08 10:29 PM by underpants


I wonder if they were all macho and said "F%&k the nickels woman GIVE ME THE ONES!!!!!!"
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 08:59 PM
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4. dupe
Edited on Fri Dec-12-08 09:00 PM by Tilion
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 09:00 PM
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5. Why would anyone rob The Dollar Tree?
Edited on Fri Dec-12-08 09:00 PM by Tilion
You'd get like ten bucks, if that.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 09:22 PM
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6. Yeah, but guaranteed the entire take would be in small, unmarked bills.

The cops would NEVER trace that!


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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 11:59 PM
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11. Good point, DA.
I want you on my team. ;)
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 10:22 AM
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14. Aw, I will ALWAYS be on your team!


:loveya:

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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 10:47 PM
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8. They robbed a Dollar Tree?
Damn, even I aim higher than that. :rofl:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 10:52 PM
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9. Dear lord....they must be freepers.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 11:54 PM
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10. Definitely not as smart as this guy:
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 12:03 AM
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12. Geez.
That's a smart robber.

I can't believe that's going to turn into a flame war...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-13-08 12:04 AM
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13. It's GD.
:shrug:
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