Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

[charlie and algernon]

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Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans


1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

[suninvited]

1. I love #6

I actually knew someone who would pull that and think it was the funniest thing in the universe.

[wartrace]

2. How about these?

1) Not spaying & neutering us. When we have puppies you are surprised. Idiot humans.
2) Dumping us off in "the country" after we aren't cute anymore. You heartless bastards.
3) Tying us to a tree in the back yard and ignoring us. I thought we were best friends but apparently I don't mean that much to you.
4) Making us fight for your entertainment. It is not fun to be ripped to shreds in the fighting ring.


Yes, I am in a bad mood today. I just had to take a dog someone dumped on the road last night to the pound. I am at full capacity for dogs here, if I take any more in I will not be able to afford to feed them all & care for them. He was a sweet pit bull mix and my heart is broken for having to do it. If I ever found out who dumped him I would hate to think what I would do to that heartless bastard.

[BlueIris]

3. Animal dumpers are so disgustingly vile. All of our animals except one dog, one kitten and a feral

cat are dumped animals. Who are these sick bastards?

[BlueJazz]

4. Pretty Damn funny!