Turtlensuzy bought her mom a vibrator. I shit you not.

[BeachBaby]

She thought it would make a nice stocking stuffer for Christmas.

So.....I just watched my Jewish atheist friend buy a sex toy for her mom for Christmas.

I need a drink.

[Deja Q]

1. What, no pics?

:yoiks:

[YankeyMCC]

2. Well that's just

... sorry I got nothing :) There really isn't anything to add to "I just watched my Jewish atheist friend buy a sex toy for her mom for Christmas."

If that doesn't get a Duzzy I don't know what should

[flvegan]

3. ...or so she claims.

:hide:

[BeachBaby]

12. I think you're on to something.

While I was posting, I found her rummaging around in my cabinets and drawers looking for something.

Batteries? Batteries, anyone?

[dawgmom]

4. Yeah, right. It's for her Mom. Uh huh. Riiiiiiight. n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear JerseyGirlDem!

WoooHooo!

I'll have to ask her how her mom liked it when I see her in January!

:woohoo:

:rofl: :rofl:

[mopinko]

9. are you coming to the inauguration?

by chance?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. That is the plan!

I've been talking to Mabus!

:bounce: :bounce:

[mopinko]

20. oooooh. i hope to meet you.

no ticket, of course, but i do have a plane ticket and a room in alexandria. all i want is to be on that mall somewhere, and hook up with some du'ers.

[elshiva]

17. Woo HOO! Indeed, Dear CaliforniaPeggy!

Whiirrrrrrrr! Ohhh AAAAAAAAh! :evilgrin:

:hug:

[Pierre.Suave]

6. A stocking stuffer you say?

:rofl:

Nice choice of words there...

:rofl:

[TZ]

7. Okay sorry to disappoint BUT....

While it does vibrate..its a vibrating massager! Not a "personal" massager. :D
Or at least thats not what its designed for.....

[redqueen]

10. I thought those were... well...

I thought the whole 'vibrating massager' thing was just a ruse to hide the real intended use of those things. Maybe that's just my dirty mind though. :P


I saw an ad for a 'fingertip massager' on tv... couldn't believe it. They didn't even try to pretend it was for your face or anything. Heck, it's made by Trojan.

[Haole Girl]

11. Remember the "Sex in the City" episode where Samanta takes her massager...

back because it was broken?

:rofl:

[redqueen]

18. No I never watched that...

I can't believe she thought she could return it!

:wow: :rofl:

[lightningandsnow]

14. That's what they all say.

:P

[Deja Q]

22. ANd with more of those *ahem* devices being sold with stickers reading "a novelty only"

and made in China, much like those Croc shoes with the skin burning plastic, I wouldn't be stickin' any such massage device ANYWHERE... :scared:

[TZ]

24. Well if you must know this personal device

Came from that naughty naughty store....Linens N' Things.....:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

34. Poor, naive, turtlensue.

They're all "personal" massagers. Some are just more ergonomic than others.
;-)

[SallyMander]

8. ...

:spray:

:spank:

[bluesbassman]

13. Sure, ya, you just watched "her" buy one.

:)

[BeachBaby]

15. I have no need.

I'm already taken care of. Just sayin'.

[Dr. Strange]

19. Aw, shucks. You're welcome.

I mean, uh, wait. Who wrote this?

[BeachBaby]

21. Shhhhhhhh.

You'll get everybody talking.

Oh - wait - that's the whole idea, isn't it. :P

:hi: :pals:

[Dr. Strange]

25. That was the whole point of this thread, right? Trying to create a buzz?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What? It's funny.

[TZ]

26. dude...

seriously, you must have the most twisted photobucket account ever--you do find the damndest pictures....:spray:

[Dr. Strange]

28. Are you guys still hanging out together?

When does the pillow/tickle fight begin?

[BeachBaby]

31. TZ is here until Sunday mornin'.

The pillow/tickle fight was a long time ago, babe. You missed all the fun. :P

Right now, though, I'm watching Suzy playing Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell" on Guitar Hero.

You know......"In the midnight hour, she cried MORE MORE MORE!"

Oh shit - it's almost midnight. Maybe I should hide.

[Dr. Strange]

32. Woohoo! Guitata Hero!

[TZ]

27. Delete.

[Dr. Strange]

30. Please delete that photo.

I'm not ashamed of my nudity, but I did that strictly as an art project.

[BeachBaby]

29. You're just cracking yourself up over there, arencha.

Good to see that you're not a legend in only *my* mind. :*

[otherlander]

23. At least she didn't accidentally a fleshlight.

A http://i-fleshlight.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-accidentally-fleshlight-whole-thing.html">WHOLE fleshlight.

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

33. LOL

:wow: