How will Jack Bauer die?

[Fuzz]

I think prostate cancer.

[mcctatas]

1. Hopefully slowly and painfully...

I hate that show!

[kedrys]

2. Messily devoured by weasels

Or not. :P

I've never actually watched it.

[Danger Mouse]

3. Him and Chuck Norris will get into a fight.

They'll punch each other so hard that the earth will be destroyed in the process. Then they will continue fighting in space for all of eternity, until they get tired of punching each other and go up to Heaven and start kicking asses up there instead.
Or before they can even throw a punch, Darth Vader will show up and slice them into sushi with his badass lightsaber.

[undeterred]

4. Fall off a tall building.

[SOteric]

5. Jack Bauer die?

No way. He's not mortal. He's survived multiple nuclear explosions, germ warfare, torture, gassing, and he's been resurrected after his death once already.

If they want to kill him, they're going to have to bring in Christopher Lambert to lop of his head with a sword.

[DS1]

7. and drive a stake through his heart

since he's also a vampire

[Zavulon]

14. Won't work.

Jack is uber-immortal, so losing his head will mean nothing. He'll just attach it back with a needle and thread or Scotch tape.

Besides, Connor MacLeod already lost his head to fellow clansman Duncan.

[Orrex]

6. Doh! I knew that there was something I planned to watch tonight

I'm so used to ignoring Fox on Sunday nights because of Family Guy that I just got into the habit.

[Lucian]

8. Slow and painful.

Hopefully.

[jmowreader]

9. He'll die of the same thing every other television hero dies of

Low Ratings.

You know it will happen some day.

[KitchenWitch]

10. I will personally stab him to death 558 times with a fork.

[Fuzz]

13. Fork? Try a spork. Irony is higher.

[graywarrior]

11. Bad ratings

[BlueIris]

12. Cancer (from radiation exposure in S2 and maybe 4). nt

[Symarip]

15. If I ask who Jack Bauer is

Will I my ass be in a sling?

[jobycom]

16. He will try to steal the Orb of Atlantis from Indiana Jones.

It belongs in a museum.

[MilesColtrane]

17. Brain aneurysm

He's always with the yelling and the screaming....

[Drum]

18. Will burn up from sheer intensity. nt