Indiana inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex

[kay1864]

Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex. The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels in the Greene County Jail and used the passageway more than a dozen times in September and October, according to court documents.

The men - ages 44, 38 and 17 - and the women - ages 27, 26 and 21 - crawled through the ceiling after midnight, having sexual encounters and drinking homemade alcohol that was found hidden in the male cell block, a police affidavit said. One male inmate who was not charged said the female inmates would "hang-out, play cards or have sex with some of the male inmates" in their cell block, the affidavit said.

The inmates were able to find a security camera "blind spot" where they could remove ceiling tiles and create a passage between the cell blocks, Sheriff Terry Pierce said Tuesday. The inmates used a shower drain as a tool to loosen security screws and the ceiling tiles were carefully replaced so they did not appear to be disturbed, Pierce said. "We could not see it," he said.

http://www.kentucky.com/523/story/598401.html

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. If they applied half that ingenuity towards some worthwhile goal

who knows what they'd accomplish.

[Generic Brad]

24. Getting it on is not a worthwhile goal?

They apparently disagree with you.

[Ellen Forradalom]

25. Well, that, yes

But whatever the hell landed them in jail, no.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. The girl on the right looks a lot like Ashley Todd, LOL

And the guy in the middle looks like a psycho.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. That's Parche.

[Kitty Herder]

13. I was thinking the exact same thing!

All she needs is a backwards "b" on her face.

[PVnRT]

4. Wooo! Hoosiers REPRESENT!

[MrCoffee]

5. This thread is useless without pi...oh god i wish i hadn't seen them!

[PVnRT]

6. Here you go

[maxsolomon]

7. dear indiana: meth is not cool.

but this is pure dirtball genius!

[6000eliot]

8. And they're all so gorgeous!

[MrCoffee]

10. Prison goggles

[6000eliot]

12. I can't imagine how long I'd have to be locked up before that would look like something I wanted to

[NickB79]

28. The women aren't nearly as tragic as I thought they'd be

The men, on the other hand.....

[MrScorpio]

9. So, when's the Lifetime Channel movie coming out?

[Deja Q]

11. Hmm, and yet they didn't want to escape prison. Judging by the males, let's be thankful.

:scared:

[DS1]

14. The Pink Mile?

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. =snerk=

[PVnRT]

22. *rimjob*

[struggle4progress]

15. I can't try this at home because I don't have ceiling tiles

:cry:

[Taverner]

16. Awesome!

This is the kind of thing I'd rather have inmates doing than killing each other!

Drinking and fucking!

[Deja Q]

17. And making babies we get to pay for. It's the one thing worse than that popular Nebraska policy...

:(

[Taverner]

18. Hence, condoms in prison

Nothing wrong with condoms

[Deja Q]

23. Quite. They're good for makin' balloon-doggies...

True, they have their uses, but in prison people get free room, board, shelter, oingie-boingie... all the basics and more. The homeless get treated worse than dope dealers...

[kay1864]

20. I got curious about what they were in for, but couldn't find much:

From left to right:
Nicole Haldeman, 26; Kay C. Snyder, 27; Misty Moore, 21
Alex Rathburn, 17; Jesse Ross, 38; William ‘Nick’ Hutcherson, 44

A large scale fight at an eastern Greene County residence located on Whipperwill Lane on June 10 has resulted in multiple criminal charges filed against three suspects.
Kay Snyder, 26, Bloomfield, faces a charge of criminal mischief - a class D felony-and battery resulting in bodily injury - a class A misdemeanor.

A number of felony counts for forgery and theft were filed in Greene Superior Court last Friday against a man and woman accused of stealing several checks then forging a signature and cashing them.
Preliminary charges filed against Misty Moore include five counts of forgery, each one a class C felony, and one count of theft, a class D felony.

Couldn't find anything on the blonde woman, so I lost interest shortly after that :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Ohhhh, THAT'S what the creatures were doing in "Aliens".

No wonder they went medieval on the humans; they were just crawling above the ceiling tiles to get to the female Aliens for a little heavy clawing.

[arcadian]

26. Notice how the two older gentlemen are smiling.

They don't give a shit, they just had prison sex with some younger women.

[DarkTirade]

27. ... I'll be right back, I gotta go commit some crimes...

:P

[XemaSab]

29. The men TOTALLY got the better half of THAT deal

:scared:

[qb]

30. Eww - hetero sex. I was hoping to read something more interesting.

:P