How would you teach someone to quack?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

We're watching the Rachel Maddow Show, and I'm trying to explain how to quack, but can't find the words to describe the effort involved. Mr. DTBK is trying GAMELY to learn, but his efforts are FOULING short.

[DarkTirade]

1. Some people take to it like a duck to water.

And others find that any attempt to teach them just rolls off them, like water off a duck's back.

[DarkTirade]

2. Oh, and I charge for my puns.

I'll just leave you my bill.

[gmoney]

5. I'm not that kind of duck. (n/t)

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Hire Emilio Estevez.

[Political Tiger]

4. Tell them to watch Batman (the series)

Best quacker of them all:

[Gormy Cuss]

6. "Waah" like a baby, with a K at the end.

Repeat. Waahk waahk waahk.