Maybe we can entice the Ms. Arnie to talk to us as well?

[salin]

Greetings to ShriveledShriver, newly registered DUer. With your celebrity - it seems that you are just as important as the inflated hubby, and that we should be speaking directly to you.

Any words of wisdom or thoughts that you might choose to share with the lounge?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Oh lord!!!

Bill Simon better hurry up and register if he wants to get any DU votes! :D

[ShriveledShriver]

2. What can I say?? He's CRAZY..

if he thinks we are moving to Sacramento :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. No shit have you ever dined out in Sac?

It ain't LA...no SKYBAR ...no nuttin!

[salin]

4. Not to mention the climate

he better keep those energy companies in line, because a high setting on the a/c, to my understanding, is needed in Sacramento.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. He'll need to keep waging the water wars with Bushco too

Water is always an issue up north

[ShriveledShriver]

6. Arnold is a "Pump You Up" ...kinda guy..so maybe he

has a plan.. like running a gigantic garden hose all the way to Washington state... He'll call it the "siphonator water project"..


Water for EVERYone !!!

[salin]

8. LOL

That might work... unless the washingtonians decide to dam it up...

[ShriveledShriver]

11. Those treehuggers are too busy to notice

they will just wonder why sand comes out when they turn on their water faucet...

Then they will ask Arnold for help and he will offer to sell them some of the water surplaus that California will have..

Of course he will have to re-route it through Las Vegas first, and the price will be a "bit" higher..

He DOES have advisors , you know... Mr Lay has been very helpful in the advice department..

[salin]

12. I hear Lay

does have a little bit of water experience... arnie ought to ask him about weather as well...

[Generic Other]

16. Not from my state spigot you thirsty bitch!

Unless you want to tap in downstream of Hanford

[salin]

7. Hmmmmmmmm wonder what will happen to the climate

when he brings his hot air with him? Think it might be a slightly different form of hot air than is already common in the capital. :shrug:

[Cheswick2.0]

10. Maria, tell the truth

was it the muscles, the accent or the brains?

[ShriveledShriver]

13. welll. It was definitely the size of his.....................

wallet :)

and the fact that he's really not all that bright, so I could boss him around.. Maria is a bossymommie:)

[salin]

9. Ms ShriveledShriver... what are your plans

to deflect the groper reputation that follows arnie?

[ShriveledShriver]

14. It's kind of MY fault, really

he says that my pointy cheekbones actually hurt him , so I guess that's behind the search for "rounder" companionship..

[salin]

15. but how do you keep the reporters in line

so they don't entice a groping, and don't ask the question that might turn some 'family values voters' in the Central Valley off from an Arnie candidacy. Or is that not a bad thing?

[ShriveledShriver]

17. The family values people can drop dead

Arnie doesn't care what they think.. The word from Crawford, is that "they are no problem"..

and if the cute news girls get too close to him, they may need to give him a "treatment"




Hey..it works for me... and it also explains why his English has never gotten better