I don't usually laugh at people with diminished faculties. But....

[Sub Atomic]

Need Political Asylum - 31 (North Carolina)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-11-06, 2:38AM GMT


I need to leave the United States, in exchange for marriage I can offer a US pass port I just want to leave to United States which is no longer the country I grew up in. I can not live for four years under Obama. The last 8 has been bad enough!

I give you American citizenship in exchange to live in England for four years. I have a daughter so we are a package deal. I am smart, funny, fun, and can actually carry a conversation. I love sports and beer. I am respectful and have a GREAT Southern accent ;-)



http://london.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/907555671.html


:rofl:

[DS1]

1. wow. Bush was bad, Obama's worse

What the hell DOES she want?

[Lucian]

2. This has to be a joke...

[Orsino]

4. Nah. Just a socialist pining for real socialism.

:+

[woo me with science]

3. LOL Love the backdrop. nt

[Inchworm]

5. LoL

I would be careful. You may have to be on jury duty.

:D

[KamaAina]

6. Loves sports and beer, eh?

As long as she can explain the offside rule in real football (soccer), and chug down a few warm ones, she'll do fine. :eyes:

[mwooldri]

7. I hope she and her potential mate have money.

Seriously. The UK's a great place to live and if I could afford to move back there *with* my wife and son I would. The big sticking point is the US citizenship... to get residency in the UK, I'd need to prove to the UK authorities I could support my wife without a job and without recourse to public assistance. So if I lived in subsidised housing, that would be "public assistance" and thus I couldn't support my wife and nope, she couldn't come with me. I'd have to pay full market rent or have a mortgage, or a family with a big house... and houses in the UK generally aren't big.

I *had* to move to the US, because my wife has a family with a big house and they underwrote my application to come to the US, thus supporting me without recourse to public funds.

[Tektonik]

8. dumb and fugly

ew

[Crazy Dave]

10. With a snotty-nosed little kid too

[Jamastiene]

9. Somebody take them, PLEASE.

It will be one less brain damaged right wing North Carolinian wasting my oxygen.

Bonus for me. :thumbsup:

Please take them, England. Pretty please. :rofl:

[mwooldri]

11. We'll have to re-educate them.

The daughter's easy - Church of England school will do it nicely.