A Monday present for turtlensuzy: Come caption this pic!

[Dr. Strange]

It begs to be longingly caressed by your sweet caption. Come, Lizards, come and caption.

[TZ]

1. um ah uh um..

I'm trying to think of something that won't get this thread locked...
Okay..Jack realized that he didn't take the warnings on the Cialis bottle seriously and things got massively out of control. Unfortunately his 5 inch high roomate wasn't too pleased by the results...

[Deep13]

2. Man is consumed by his own colon.

He is the first person known to have died from having his head up his ass.

[Deep13]

3. Another disappointing day shopping for hats. nt

[Parche]

4. Turtleandsue Lizard

:woohoo: :hi:

[BeachBaby]

5. TZ walked over to her boss....

handed him the cube he gave her on Friday, told him what he could do with said cube, and then let Bubba - the recently-paroled maintenance guy - take over from there.

[KamaAina]

6. Turtlensue's insurance agent has just gone through his 'rejected' box

for the last time!!! :evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Farfergnügen gone horribly, horribly wrong.

I'll get a cloth.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. MST3K and Monty Python in one post...gotta give credit where it's due.

[Deep13]

8. Jack was not supposed to EAT the magic beans! nt