What should happen during the last episode of KING OF THE HILL?

[derby378]

Poll question: What should happen during the last episode of KING OF THE HILL?

Just hear the bad news - the series is being cancelled. Next year's season will be the last. So what should happen in the season finale?

[REP]

1. Peggy dies. Horribly.

[JVS]

4. How come Maude Flanders (the hilarious object of Homer's lust) had to die but Peggy lived?

It's not fair!

[JVS]

2. Hank goes on a violent rampage killing the rest of the cast members, self

[derby378]

7. They already kinda did that in a past episode

Hank's image and voice were used without his permission in a Grand Theft Auto-style videogame called Pro-PAIN. "Taste the meat - and the heat!"

[REP]

9. Ooooh, I like, I like

[flvegan]

3. All of the above with a Beavis and Butthead cameo.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Clearly the only possible answer.

[Blue_Tires]

14. WIN

[Auggie]

28. That's my choice

[DS1]

33. Yes

Have them steal Mr. Anderson's RV and crash it into a propane storage tank. Blow the whole town up. Except Bobby, who's playing hide and seek in a locked fridge. Which goes flying ala the latest Indiana Jones movie, only it stays locked and he starves to death.

[Lance_Boyle]

5. other

The final episode should be 30 minutes of Mike Judge writing repeatedly on a blackboard "Beavis and Butthead were better. Beavis and Butthead were better."

[Incitatus]

6. Hank gets injured in a propane explosion

And switches to charcoal for good

[derby378]

8. Hank would rather xeriscape his front yard before doing that

:rofl:

[SoxFan]

10. The black helicopters arrive and abduct Dale

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Nuclear holocaust comes to Arlington 12 seconds into show; next 24 minutes

is watching them die of radiation poisoning in real time as they try to come to terms with the evil of their Republicanism as they plead hopelessly and futilely for forgiveness from God.

[sniffa]

16. How close is Arlington to Arlen?

[JVS]

17. It's that big Tsar Bomb the russkies made back in the 60's

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Whoops - I meant Arlen. Though since it's a worldwide nuclear holocaust,

Arlington also is included.

[sniffa]

24. I hope it's like The Day After

Steve Guttenberg needs a comeback. The Stone Cutters have failed him.

[CBGLuthier]

13. Luanne should have that baby

She's been carrying it for 2 years now. Let it out.

That and Bobby should hit puberty like Joseph did and get laid.

And for the record, I think this is a great show, far better than B&B. And I truly believe it never jumped the shark, which is a major accomplishment for a 12 year old series. Shame the Fox schedule will be reduced to 3 lameass McFarlane productions and the Simpsons.

But really Futurama beats them all. :-)

[Danger Mouse]

27. Futurama was ALWAYS better than Family Guy. ALWAYS.

Futurama was NOT better than the Simpsons in the first eight or nine seasons. After that, the Simpsons started to decline horribly. Season 10 was the last decent one.

[Shakespeare]

15. Boomhauer begins to speak intelligibly, and gets married. n/t

[derby378]

20. And reveals his first name, too

:hi:

[KamaAina]

18. Bobby comes out

and winds up on the football team!

"That boy ain't right... TOUCHDOWN ARLEN!!"

[Lucian]

21. It's canceling?

I never saw that coming.

I hope to god he kills off Peggy.

[AngryOldDem]

22. Peggy finally learns to speak Spanish. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

26. No eso possible n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

23. Peggy gets selected as John McCain's VP candidate.

And after humiliating herself, John McCain, and the party, she's defeated and goes crawling back to Arlen.

[Xipe Totec]

25. Hank votes for Obama

[derby378]

29. I think you're on to something

Remember Hank's response to that weak handshake from George W. Bush? Don't know if Hank ever revealed who he voted for in 2000, but that handshake didn't help Bush out one bit.

[bamacrat]

34. Aww that was mine.

"Damnit Bobby the color of a mans skin does not dictate the quality of his character." Could be a line. Also i like Dale finding out about Nancy and John Redcorn.

[MountainLaurel]

30. Dream sequence

The Hills are actually a highly educated couple living in Berkeley.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

31. Peggy should DIE.

She is the most annoying idiotic Character ever. And she should be done. The show's ratings for the last season would TRIPLE, saving it.
Duckie

[DS1]

32. Jesus, there's yet another season of that tripe?

It doesn't even show up in the torrent lists, that's how disinterested the world is in that show.

Don't get me wrong, I liked it for a short while. I think it was about 1998.

Christ. King of the Hill lasts this long, and Firefly is canceled before it's even finished airing.

[Fire Walk With Me]

Hank, while shooting his rifle at an animal, strikes oil. The family decide to move to Beverly Hills

I believe the comedic potential inherent in this idea to have an infinite zany factor.

[UndertheOcean]

35. Thefamily gets killed is a terrorist attack