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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 06:21 PM
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New Sarah Palin joke
Robert Gates is giving the latest 25th Amendment President her daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "Doggonit, that's terrible, you betcha!"

Her staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in her hockey-mom hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 06:23 PM
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1. Aaaargh!!!
Madinmaryland is that you?:P
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 06:39 PM
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2. That's all you got? Bra jokes?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 06:42 PM
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4. Up the sweater
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 06:39 PM
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3. Dontcha Know This Post Sux
:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 06:54 PM
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5. Ha! No way Gates is Moose-olini's SecDef
she'll appoint Jebus Himself in his place. :evilgrin:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 07:13 PM
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6. Here you go
Jebus is giving the latest 25th Amendment President her daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "Doggonit, that's terrible, you betcha!"

Her staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in her hockey-mom hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:D
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 07:15 PM
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7. Close, but no cigar
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, my child, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan." :P
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 09:28 PM
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8. Oh, wow! I finally get it! The "-ilian" ending on Brazilian sounds like the
ending to million, billion, trillion, etc. Those are all big numbers, so Palin thinks Brazilian is a number! But it's not; it's a country in South America! But she doesn't realize that, because she's stupid! That's funny!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(I'm so glad I saw this joke for the 100th time, otherwise I would never have understood it... ;))
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-08 09:35 PM
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9. That suit is NOT black
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