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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 05:10 PM
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Smell the Bacon Tuxedo! (pic included. I promise.)
http://newsblaze.com/story/20081020171818rocc.nb/topstory.html

It's called "Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo!"

Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 05:18 PM
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1. I went from total ignorance of the Bacon Tuxedo to total desire for it in miliseconds.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 05:54 PM
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2. Does it come in 'Prosciutto'?
Italian is sooo cool.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 06:00 PM
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3. I believe Armani makes a prosciutto suit
No one does a tailored three button prosciutto like Armani. :crazy:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 06:42 PM
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7. Ah. I'll take one of those.
"Interesting suit. What's that pattern?"
"Prosciutto."
"Armani?"
"You KNOW it!"
;-)
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 06:06 PM
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4. It will be a big hit in vegetarian circles.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 06:14 PM
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5. It's so beautiful!
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pengillian101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 06:39 PM
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6. OMG, what a hoot! n/t
:rofl:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-22-08 06:45 PM
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8. Yeah, because when I'm out there gladhanding, I wanna smell
like I had a formal breakfast at Denny's this morning! :rofl:
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