Can you really catch more flies with honey?

[billyskank]

I'd have thought what you'd really need was a big stinking pile of shit.

:shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

1. How was the dance?

:hug:

[billyskank]

2. Cool.

My ears are ringing and I'm aching (my feet most of all). The band were excellent and I got to dance quite a lot. I took a couple of pics.

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

3. Sounds like fun.

:bounce: <---- me dancing

[billyskank]

4. That's you dancing?

I need to see your feet. Are you going left, right, back step, slow, slow, quick quick, letting me lead as I whirl you around?

[BarenakedLady]

9. No, I just bounce

up, down, up, down, up, down.

;)

[billyskank]

12. *cough*

Something else just came into my head. I think it had better stay there. :blush:

[BarenakedLady]

14. Isn't it past your bedtime?

:spank: :spank:

[billyskank]

15. Trying to get rid of me?

Going in just a few minutes. Thanks for the spank. :)

[BarenakedLady]

16. Heh

That's not what it said the first time I read it. :)

Nah, I'm about ready to call it a DU night too. I have the back muscles of the torso still to draw for Monday. I have a letter to write too. ;)

Sweet Dreams!

:hi:

[billyskank]

17. Goodnight!

:*

[Bullwinkle925]

22. you going to post the pics???

hello you!

[billyskank]

23. Already done

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8174474

:hi: you back!

[DarkTirade]

5. ...

[billyskank]

There is an xkcd for absolutely everything.

I still think a big smelly turd would be best though. :)

[DarkTirade]

8. It would attract them, but it wouldn't catch them.

Therein lies the problem. :P

[billyskank]

10. Not unless you devised a turd-baited fly trap.

:D

[DarkTirade]

13. That would be even better than inventing a better mousetrap.

:thumbsup:

[Xipe Totec]

6. Than vinegar? Yes, but why would you want to?

:shrug:

PS: You CAN catch more flies with shit than honey.

[billyskank]

7. So the aphorism ought to be

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but excrement is best of all.

[Xipe Totec]

11. execrably! n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. "Honey trap".

"Here, every look is a mirror; here, every smile is a trap." -Front 242

[Twillig]

19. Flies don't stick to shit.

Q.E.D

[Writer]

20. With honey? As long as you let me lick it off...

[billyskank]

21. That sounds worth trying.

:)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. heehee

a big old stinking pile of shit...:D that cracked me up.

[undeterred]

25. That's a typo. Actually you catch them with Money.

:shrug:

[cwydro]

26. Obviously that is the way the Republicans see it too.

Or it seems that way...