tell me what cabinet position you want in a JasonC presidency?

[Pierre.Suave]

I am curious.

[mcctatas]

1. Chief of staff...

someone has to keep an eye on you...

[Pierre.Suave]

5. Oh the possibilities...

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

7. At least you stopped sticking your tongue out at me...

asshole;)

[Pierre.Suave]

9. Just be glad that my tongue

was the only thing sticking out...

[mcctatas]

11. OMG!

:spank:

[Pierre.Suave]

13. you realize that as Chief Of Staff, your primary duty is

arranging my dates with cute nurses right?

[mcctatas]

19. The only cute nurse I know is named...

Ben!

[Pierre.Suave]

21. grumble grumble grumble...

that could be a problem!

well, I guess that duty will have to be given to someone else then.

:P!!!!

[mcctatas]

25. Discrimination!

republican;)

[Pierre.Suave]

30. well that didn't take long

someone already figured me out...

Damn...

[PaddyBlueEyes]

36. can I be the Chief of Staff's

Staff....

[KitchenWitch]

2. I live 90 miles from Mexico, can I be VP?

[Pierre.Suave]

6. I dont know

I might need someone just a bit closer, someone that can actually see Mexico...

[KitchenWitch]

12. I see MexicANs every day!

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

14. But do you interact with them?

If so you can be the ambassador.

[KitchenWitch]

15. I do, in addition, my MIL is an Asian immigrant

[Pierre.Suave]

17. She can be the ambassador to Asia

then!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

20. But she is a republican.

[Pierre.Suave]

24. I will talk to her about that

Series!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. The spoon drawer.

[Pierre.Suave]

8. HAHA

OK! you got it

[elshiva]

4. Secretary of Slash Fiction

[Pierre.Suave]

10. get me a weekend with Sarah M Gellar

and its all yours!

[Gormy Cuss]

16. China

[Pierre.Suave]

18. The China Cabinet

is yours!

[KitchenWitch]

22. Can I change my mind? I want to be the Medicine Cabinet

[Pierre.Suave]

26. There is no crack in the Medicine Cabinet

in my administration!

[KitchenWitch]

28. I can live without the crack!

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

29. haha

uhm...

I think you can do both as the Ambassador to Mexico...

[KitchenWitch]

31. LOL

:rofl:

[jobycom]

23. Chief Cartoonist.

I can't draw nothing and have no sense of humor, but head of FEMA is probably already taken.

[Pierre.Suave]

27. Joby.org

took that one already.

but head of FEMA is still available, what exactly is your horse racing experience?

[jobycom]

50. When I find that dude, there's going to be some whompin' going on!

Let's see, horse racing... The girl I had a crush on in fourth grade owned a quarterhorse.... That should cover it, unless you have higher standards than the last guy.

[flvegan]

32. I want to run USDA/APHIS.

Make it happen.

[Pierre.Suave]

33. Done

what is APHIS?

I am positive it is not what I think it is, the American Pets and Humans Interface System...

:rofl:

[flvegan]

34. Thank you, but no. APHIS

Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service

I get to rule over the animal inspections for the USDA now.

And yes, that WILL leave a mark. You want change? I'll show you change right here.

http://www.aphis.usda.gov/

[Pierre.Suave]

43. Ah, that APHIS...

:P

Sounds like a good fit for you actually.

[petronius]

35. I'm not picky about the position, but if I get to select my own under-secretary

the cabinet that gets used first will probably be the credenza...

[Orsino]

37. Over the back edge of the cabinet...

...so it doesn't wobble so much.

[Callalily]

38. Actually, I'd prefer

to be in the pantry.

[Pierre.Suave]

40. SO you want to be the cook?

[Callalily]

49. YES, YES, YES!

What a marvelous idea! But I plan on wearing an official chef's hat and coat. They have such cool ones these days.

THANKS! I'm on board!

[Pierre.Suave]

65. Awesome

every cabinet needs to eat!

[raccoon]

39. Secretary of Classic Rock. nt

[Pierre.Suave]

41. It depends

I am not such a fan of classic rock.

[raccoon]

54. But what does one more highly paid cabinet post matter? nt

[DarkTirade]

42. Minister of Evil Plots Behind Your Back.

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

44. Not in my cabinet buster...

:mad:

[DarkTirade]

46. Well that wouldn't be my OFFICIAL title.

Officially I'd be something innocuous, like Minister of Foreign Cheeses or something like that.

[Deep13]

45. Secretary of Goofing Off nt

[Pierre.Suave]

55. I think thats sort of the side description for all Cabinet Positions...

:P

[lost-in-nj]

47. I would like to be overlord....oops I mean minister

of the

liquor cabinet....



:*


lost

[Pierre.Suave]

56. there are a lot of applications for this position

I need to sort it all out.

[harmonicon]

48. tender

of the liquor cabinet.

[BOSSHOG]

51. I want to maintain the funding for Drunken Sailors

I have unimpeachable credentials.

[Pierre.Suave]

57. I can imagine!

[malta blue]

52. Official wine taster

Just to be sure no one passes off any crap on ya.

:hug:

[Pierre.Suave]

59. I need one of those

so youre hired...

[malta blue]

66. YAY!

How fun :party:

[Parche]

53. Marriage Counselor

Or Porn Czar.......:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

61. How about Porn Czar?

will that be ok?

[Parche]

62. I am UP for that

So when is the Erection.....err I mean Election.......:hi:

[TZ]

58. Head of the Department of Cabana Boys

Midlo can be my assistant....

[Pierre.Suave]

60. Sure

your office will be down by the pool...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

63. Secretary of the American League Central. nt

[Pierre.Suave]

64. I might need to consult with my ambassador to Mexico

before granting this position to you...

:P

[Dr. Strange]

67. National Bra-Fitter

I'll need a large office. I hear room 36-D has a lot of space.

[Pierre.Suave]

68. I dont know...

it is beginning to sound like this will be one hell of a scandal-ridden administration...

I may need to reconsider some of my hiring decisions...