Pony gets wasted on fermented apples; falls into pool, has to be rescued

[billyskank]

Frorm the maaaaaatcom news West Country bureau:

A drunk pony was rescued from a swimming pool after gorging on fermented apples and falling into the water.

The pony, called Fat Boy, broke in to Sarah Penhaligon's garden in Newquay, Cornwall, to get to the fruit, which had fallen from trees.

Penhaligon, 28, from said she was woken at around 3am yesterday by the sounds of an animal in distress.

"I was terrified, but when I took a closer look I realised it was a horse. I didn't have a clue what to do next. Who do you call when there's a horse stuck in your swimming pool?"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/oct/15/animalwelfare

Noice pint o' coider please, laaaaandlord.

[Parche]

1. Orange You Glad He Wasnt Eating Plums?

:shrug: :hi:

[dawgmom]

2. As they say, all drunks are created equine n/t