Pun Post

[Parche]

I have taken it a pun myself to find a good pun!
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An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.

Could another name for a tire factory be a tread mill?


Jenny was sure she was going to Heaven but she wouldn't harp on it

The big city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer, after all he was just a commentator.

You're telling me that's an alligator? That's a croc!
Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory.


One minute I'm sure I want to buy a motorbike, the next minute I'm sure I don't want to. It's a vicious cycle.

The untruthful deli clerk was full of baloney.

Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee.
I didn't know which hammer to get, but I think I nailed it.
My Uncle refused to obey his controlling wife, proving to be most defy-aunt.
The miser wasn't able to stop on a dime.

An electrician is a bright spark who knows what's watt.

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[Shell Beau]

1. OMG!

:cry: :rofl:

[dawgmom]

2. Pond Post

[TZ]

3. Why are you punishing us, Parche?

You think you are a punny guy?

[Parche]

5. Tony Romo Has To Pun t

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Turtleandsue!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

[Parche]

7. More Puns For Turtleandsue

A box full to the brim with jelly jars is jam-packed.
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears

When the pirate captain's ship ran aground he couldn't fathom why

The price of the big fan blew me away

You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.

Those simian figure skaters are very good. They make prime eights.

The pod vegetables I bought for the gumbo I was making were so-so. They were medi-okra.

Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.


After Gus gave his girlfriend a 3 dollar box of chocolates for her birthday he got nothing but snickers.

To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon, secure them with lox.
Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine, until it got clogged up.
I was only going to buy one ounce of pot from a friend but I got a pound instead. It was a smokin deal.
Many folks have known about the plight of the spotted owl but never gave a hoot about it.
Even though he contributes either the X or Y chromosome, when a father chooses the sex of his child it's just a sperm of the moment decision.

[PVnRT]

4. Pigeons were arrested last night for plotting to overthrow the government...

...they were overheard saying "coup, coup"

[TZ]

6. Groaner alert!

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[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Parche.

[billyskank]

9. I once worked in a building where the elevator was made by the Schindler company.

The thought of "Schindler's lifts" amused me greatly.