Best. Trip. Report. Ever.

[XemaSab]

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=24310

[billyskank]

1. Cannabis is best.

Okay, I don't know anything about Sildenafil. But mushrooms would just have you looking around going "woah." MDMA has the effect on men of making their penises shrivel up to the size of an acorn. And cocaine just turns you into a wanker.

[DarkTirade]

2. I always assumed that the kind of people who do coke were wankers to begin with.

:shrug:

[billyskank]

4. Then the charlie just makes them bigger wankers.

;)

[DarkTirade]

5. I also suspect that the people who turn into assholes when they drink

don't actually turn into anything... they just lose their inhibitions that keep them from displaying their assholishness for all to see.

[Lethe]

3. Sex with marijuana is the best

I read that whole fucking report by the way, it took a while. :D

You guys that don't smoke weed just don't understand what it's like. Smoke some good shit, and then all your senses are enhanced ten fold. You can feel every little tactile sensation. It's like someone sprinkling magic faerie dust on your genitalia. (this happens to me almost everytime i smoke some decent stuff, i get a real tingly feeling down there)

And depending on your partner, it's not just about the physical sex either. It's really hard to describe, actually. It's like a beautiful duality of physical ecstacy and the feeling that your souls are intertwined. And you get to experience each moment in a kind of slowed down, stop-motion animation, of fragments of sensation, reality and memory.