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Edited on Fri Oct-10-08 01:32 PM by Shiver
Don't know how well known it is, but what the hell... if your down south, this might not play over as well, I don't know. Whatever.
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There was a massive car accident down south, numerous cars piled up and bodies everywhere. The local police had arrived promptly, and the Sheriff was walking around, taking account of everything while the deputies were doing whatever they could to help the survivors.
Walking around almost aimlessly, notepad and pen in hand, the Sheriff stopped for a moment and made a sickly face. "Ewww... one arm in th' ditch." He begins writing it down, but stops after a moment, a perplexed expression on his face. "Arm. A-H-R - no, A-R-M. Arm. One arm in th'... ditch. Ditch. Damn." He taps the pen against the notepad as he tries to think it through. "D-I-D-C - no. D-I-T-C-H! There we go. Ditch. One arm in th' ditch."
He finishes scrawling the note and resumes his inspection, writing down anything he feels needs to be noted. After a minute he stops again, shaking his head sadly. "One leg in the ditch." He pauses. "Leg. L-A-I - no, L-E-G. There we go, L-E-G, leg. One leg in th'...ditch." He frowns, then his eyes brighten. "Oh, right. Ditch. One leg in th' ditch."
Leaving the severed limb behind, he once again continues, finally stopping in the street itself. "Oh lord Jesus," He gulps, looking away for a moment and turning slightly green. "One head in th' middle of th' road." He takes a deep breath, then begins writing it down. "One... head. Head. H-A-I - no... H-E-I - no... H-E-A-D. Head. In the middle... middle. M-E-T-T - no, that ain't right... M-E-D-D- no..."
He looks around, then kicks the head aside. "One head in the ditch."
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A bit long, but if you act out the movements instead of speaking all of them, and get the accent and timing right, and give a kick in just the right way, it's damn hilarious.
ON EDIT: It occurs to me that maybe this isn't the type of joke you were looking for... or maybe it is. I dunno. :P
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