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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:52 PM Original message |
Note to self: When someone asks "Are you a Christian?", the answer is "no", or at least |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. whoa |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. I'll bet there is one. nt |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. Always always always bring a book |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 04:55 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. I'll be more careful in future. As it was, the only reading material in my car |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 01:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
41. A heavy book. nt |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
5. Oh cool, I am joining the Army! |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:10 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. No need to go to all that trouble. The gummint's gonna give us all the mark of the beast purty soon |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:20 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Just as long as the mark is purty! |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:23 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. It's invisible! That's what makes it so scary. |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 02:18 AM Response to Reply #5 |
25. I'm scratching my head over that one. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 07:28 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. S/he has a family to feed. n/t |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 07:36 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Ah, of course, how stupid of me. I couldn't imagine having a family in the service. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
7. Yes of course, only Republicans are true Christians.... |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:18 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. This wasn't in a professional capacity. This particular ninny was just a general public ninny. |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 09:19 PM Response to Reply #7 |
20. Sue. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 01:58 PM Response to Reply #20 |
44. LOL! nt |
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InvisibleTouch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
11. Depending on the moment, my answer would also be "No" - or... |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
12. I say, "No, sorry I already told you my name's Jeremy" |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 08:19 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. That's great! I'm gonna remember that! |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
13. All Democrats are baby-killers. Its a sport. |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 08:20 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. I know, but somebody's been telling. |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 09:16 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. "Pull." |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:47 AM Response to Reply #19 |
33. Brak! |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
14. dude you need to leave crazyville |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 08:23 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Meh. I'm the crazy magnet. |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
18. I do NOT suffer fools lightly. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
21. ... and I said, "Ma'am I am tonight." |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-06-08 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
22. I'm a Christian. Whenever someone asks me if I am, I have to say to myself: |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 02:00 AM Response to Original message |
23. The first rule you must learn is... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 02:07 AM Response to Original message |
24. The answer is "You bet your sweet ass I am" |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 02:37 AM Response to Original message |
26. You can always pray the St. Francis prayer aloud: "Lord, give me the serenity to accept |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 02:01 PM Response to Reply #26 |
45. That's not St. Francis. It's Reinhold Neibuhr. And it probably comes closer to what ol' Reinie |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 03:05 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. I guess I oughta knowed St Frank weren't the "killem & hide theys bodies" sort |
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Tabasco_Dave (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 03:10 AM Response to Original message |
27. I tell them i'm Eastern Orthodox Christian |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 03:15 AM Response to Original message |
28. No I'm a Devil-worshipper and I'm out looking for souls. |
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Chorophyll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:00 AM Response to Original message |
31. Christian or not, when a stranger asks you that question... |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
32. I've found simply saying "No" usually stuns them enough |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
34. Yikes. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
35. but you're a minister, right? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
36. "No. And that is not an invitation to tell me why you are one." nt |
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deepthought42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
37. Note to self: Stay away from Jiffy Lube. Period. |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 11:41 AM Response to Reply #37 |
40. No kidding |
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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
38. That question, out of the blue equals: |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
39. Why are you so lucky? Nobody ever asks me... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
42. You've heard the Emo Phillips routine, I suppose... |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
43. "No habla English, scheisskopf" (n/t) |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
47. My answer |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
48. Several years ago,I met an old gentleman who wdvocated killing public |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
49. My standard answer is "As a matter of fact, I *am* Christ." |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
50. "No, I'm Jesus Christ, therefore, a Jew." |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
51. So... I have to quit pretending that I don't speak English? |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
52. Just tell them that you're "saved". That's all they need to know. nt |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
53. If you lived in New England |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
54. Is there anything that they DON'T know at Jiffy Lube? |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:45 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. Is Jiffy Lube the Anti-Christ? |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
56. "Are you christian? My answer is No I am an Atheist. Then they run away. |
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dakdirty (57 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:09 PM Response to Reply #56 |
57. I've tried saying no... |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:14 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Probably best just to not take them on, but then It pisses me off. I get really upset that they |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-07-08 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
59. It's all true |
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