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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 10:56 AM
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Why did the headless horseman go to college?
He wanted to get ahead.

HA!
HA!
Huh?

:P
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 10:57 AM
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1. I don't get it
:shrug:









:P
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 10:58 AM
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3. Really?
:-(

:cry:






:P
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 10:58 AM
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2. Perfect for the upcoming Halloween holiday
Did your child tell you that joke?
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 10:58 AM
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4. Yes...
in this case I am my own child. :P
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 11:20 AM
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5. Easily amused on a Saturday morning
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?




Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...






Halloween Jokes and One-Liners
http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 12:07 PM
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6. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners suck.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 01:34 PM
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8. Not a halloween-esque joke, but...
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 12:57 PM
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7. But he just got an MBA
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-08 01:35 PM
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9. I love kids jokes!
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