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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 12:46 PM
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Beavers blamed for likely bank failure
Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 12:48 PM by Gormy Cuss
Jeepers, now they're blaming animals
:P

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/30/BAEG13890S.DTL&tsp=1

Martinez' celebrity beavers may have gnawed through the city's last stick of patience.

The City Council, under threat of litigation from creekside property owners, is slated Wednesday night to approve spending $500,000 to drive giant steel pilings into the beaver-ravaged creek banks - a project beaver advocates say is certain to force out the relentless rodents who took up residence in Alhambra Creek 18 months ago.....



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insanity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 12:47 PM
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1. I'm a Beaver Believer
Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 12:49 PM by insanity
and so are they



Also, my face is in this picture!
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 12:49 PM
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2. Wrong kind of bank. Creek bank. n/t
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 04:06 PM
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5. Yep, but the headline is priceless in the context of current events.
The Martinez beavers are local celebrities. They decided to build a dam on the creek that runs smack through the downtown area of the county seat.
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 09:13 PM
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11. I thought the same thing!!
"damn, did they chew threw Wachovia or something??" LOL
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 12:55 PM
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3. Sexist.
:hide:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 01:01 PM
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4. Dam beavers...
Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued.

Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2003.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.

We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

David L. Price District Representative
Land and Water Management Division


** This is the actual response sent back: **

Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N;

Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter dated 12/17/02 has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget, Pierson, Michigan. A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond.

While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials "debris." I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.

My first dam question to you is: (1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers or (2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request? If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued. Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws, annotated.

I have several concerns. My first concern is...aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation, so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event causing flooding is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone, rather than harassing them and calling their dam names.

If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers, but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter... they being unable to read English.

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2003? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them then.

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality (health) problem in the area. It is the bears!

Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! (The bears are not careful where they dump!)

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.

Thank You,
Ryan DeVries & The Dam Beavers


mikey_the_rat
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:36 PM
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8. what makes it funny is that the word "dam" is used in places where the word "damn" could have been
Of course, the latter would be obscene. What is funny is that both words, while spelled differently, are pronounced in the same way.
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 04:16 PM
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6. But...But...
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 07:20 PM
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7. That's an awfu lot of money just to put a lickin' on a few beavers
:shrug:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:00 PM
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9. Oh shit! Is this the Lounge? I thought that I had posted in LBN,
:hi:

You and flvegan --
:eyes:
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 08:57 PM
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10. Let's call in Paulson and give him unlimited powers to shoot rodents. If he accidentally
shoots a person in the face he should have immunity, too.

All bullets should be purchased either from Goldman Sachs or Halliburton.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-30-08 09:15 PM
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12. Beaver Rescue Falls Short
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