A Freeper has a Conservative Manifesto, but can't spell "Conservative"

[madinmaryland]

"My Consvative Manifesto"

It sounds like he might be a bit constipated!!1!!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2085214/posts

:rofl:

[LeftinOH]

1. A "cons(er)vative manifesto" sounds like a long note one writes out

just before going on a shooting rampage at the local shopping mall.

[madinmaryland]

2. I think he was writing it from his bedroom at his mother's house.

[Orrex]

3. I'm very pleased to see him assert that citizenship begins at conception

That means that no pregnant woman can serve jail time, because that would be wrongful imprisonment of a fetus.

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

4. That's a good one!!

:rofl:

[TZ]

5. So if citizenship begins at conception..

Can we get his taxes raised to pay for all those freeloading frozen IVF embryos? Cause you know they just take and take money and never give back.....:)

[Orrex]

6. Now THAT'S a good one!

I never would have thought of that--brilliant! Nothing a Conservative hates more than a welfare state, and it's not as if these snowflake kids are contributing anything, the bunch o' leeches.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. And we can get around the abortion issue with Governmental Form GC-199-J102

The "Declaration of wish not to be aborted" form that all fetus citizens must fill out if they wish not to be aborted.

[NJmaverick]

7. I hear he made a brazilian copies of it to hand out

[madinmaryland]

9. One of the replies...

"At least you spelled “manifesto” correctly, Philosopher. Welcome to the phorem."

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

11. I have to admit, that made me laugh my ass off!

I think that was about the most levelheaded thread I've ever read on the freep.

[Burma Jones]

10. Good Luck with that..........n/t