NoelMN's soccer game recap:

[LaraMN]

"We didn't win, but we didn't lose either, I think we tied. At the soccer field, y'know, there was a little mole in the bushes. Y'know what a mole looks like? It was SO cute- it had a pointy nose and it's eyes were like little slitty things, and it had a back like a turtle with its legs curled under. You know how their legs kind of go under them? It was so sad. It kept squealing. I think it was dying. I think it was just a little baby mole. I felt so bad for it. It just kept squealing and it was so cute. It was like *this* big. It was little and tiny. I felt so bad for it. I wonder if it died, now? it was just laying in the grass kind of curled up and it was so cute....."

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Something tells me he'll never draw a red card