what's your excuse? - Democratic Underground

taterguy

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:31 PM
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what's your excuse?

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Ava

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:31 PM
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1. i'm southern

:shrug: :rofl:

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taterguy

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:34 PM
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2. WHat's wrong with that?

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billyskank

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:35 PM
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3. I'm British.

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MrScorpio

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:38 PM
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7. So you won't be having the sex?

Jeez! We've already put it on order

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billyskank

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:42 PM
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8. Good gracious no.

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Dora

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:35 PM
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4. I'm 39.

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backwoodsbob

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:36 PM
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6. I wasn't even there and besides

Edited on Tue Sep-16-08 04:38 PM by bobbydem

the shrooms did it dude

and it doesn't matter..I have the ceiling cat shield of approval

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flvegan

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:36 PM
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5. I don't give a shit.

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jeff30997

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:43 PM
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9. I didn't do it!

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:44 PM
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10. I'm a multi-millionaire.

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billyskank

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:46 PM
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11. Oh yes, very good. Please have another tax cut.

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dolo amber

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:47 PM
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12. I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HOSTILE! MY PEOPLE BEEN PERSECUTED!

*ehem*

Sorry. O8)

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Orsino

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:50 PM
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13. I needed the money.

And no one will recognize me in the tiger mask, anyway.

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jeff30997

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:50 PM
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14. I was porn that way.

:rofl:

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backwoodsbob

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:52 PM
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16. just WTF!!!

HOW THE HELL does he ..you know...just HOW?

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jeff30997

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:57 PM
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18. Lol! I have absolutely no idea.None!

It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. :rofl:

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Sanity Claws

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:52 PM
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15. I was in a POW camp for five years

Oops. I must have been channeling someone.

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Ava

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Tue Sep-16-08 05:33 PM
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19. ....

:spray:

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MrCoffee

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Tue Sep-16-08 04:55 PM
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17. I don't need an excuse

You don't like it, tough noogies.

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lizziegrace

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Tue Sep-16-08 05:35 PM
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20. I got nothin'

:shrug:

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MilesColtrane

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Tue Sep-16-08 06:15 PM
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21. I don't know no better...mmmm hmmm.[/slingblade]

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madinmaryland

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Tue Sep-16-08 06:40 PM
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22. I have a brazilian excuses!! Where shall I start...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

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Ahpook

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Tue Sep-16-08 06:47 PM
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23. Communicahbobber Breakdown:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKhGvMEUwkk

I wakened up and stuff:D

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Solon

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Tue Sep-16-08 06:59 PM
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24. The condom broke...

What can I say, I was a surprise! ;)

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GOPisEvil

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Tue Sep-16-08 07:02 PM
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25. I learned it by watching you, ok. I learned it by watching you.

:cry:

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