Gather Round Kiddies - Its Matcom's Joke O' The Day!!

[matcom]

A lonely spinster, age 70, decided it was time to get married. She put an ad in the paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED
MUST BE MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. She opened the door and, much to her dismay, saw a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ..... you have no legs."

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands, either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

[VOX]

1. Ha! I feel for the FedEx guy who's gonna use that bell in two minutes!

Thanks, matcom -- I roared out loud.

Best to you -- :toast:

[BootinUp]

2. A Classic Matcom! LOL

[molly]

3. LOL!

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. HA ! That's a good one !

:hi:

[LynneSin]

5. That joke is older than life itself

Don't quit your day job - spend the money, get the supermodel body, you'll do better at that!!

:hug:

[blondeatlast]

6. I'm SO ashamed of myself ...

for laughing hysterically!

[MurikanDemocrat]

7. *groan*

:)

[underpants]

8. How did he ring the bell? Did he have a cane too?

:bounce: