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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 08:38 AM
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Woman Tries to Hit Deputy with Mini-Van, Runs Over Self Instead
A woman trying to flee Baker County Sheriff's deputies accidentally ran over herself Sunday afternoon. Police say she first tried to hit a deputy and then lost control and hit a lawn mower. Deputies were called to the home on Mallie Davis Road around 2 p.m., because of a fight between a husband and wife. When officers arrested the husband, they had planned on taking the wife, 63-year-old Mary Davis, into custody as well.

She had different plans. Deputies say that she jumped into her mini-van and left the drivers door open, when she tried to back out of her driveway she hit a parked lawn mower. But, that was after deputies say she tried to strike one of them with her car. The deputy reacted and jumped out of the way. After the collision, Davis fell out and the mini-van spun out of control. As the van made a circle, Davis was run over.


http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/topstories/news-article.aspx?storyid=118770&catid=15
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 08:43 AM
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1. Wow. That's a van load o' fail.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 08:47 AM
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2. What? No reference to me?
:(
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 08:49 AM
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3. I've got my self-restraint in check like a first date fart clamp
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 08:54 AM
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6. I can always count on you.
:rofl:
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 08:51 AM
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5. Here's a reference
It didn't happen on SCHOOL property. Doesn't count for you! LMAO! :hi:
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 08:49 AM
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4. Geez...
I HATE it when that HAPPENS! :rofl:
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 01:34 PM
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7. Always buckle up when you are trying to run over a deputy.
Duh.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 01:45 PM
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8. I've just realised one disadvantage of automatic transmission.
I'd have to try really hard to run myself over with my manual car. :rofl:
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