Two feral cats fight almost nightly in our yard. It sounds like two babies having a chainsaw brawl.

[Orrex]

Any suggestions on how to get rid of them? The cats, I mean.

I almost wouldn't care, but there's a fair chance that they'll wake up one or both of my young sons.

[bluesbassman]

1. Get them a room.

[Lil Missy]

2. bertha katzenengel is probably the resident expert for ferals. n/t

[Skittles]

7. she's someone who cares about stray animals

not someone who tries to find out "how to get rid of them"

[Orrex]

9. Well, she's welcome to "care about" these two

And anyone who objects to my choice of the phrase "get rid of them" is welcome to them, as well. Just tell me where to mail them, and you'll receive them in a tightly-sealed box by the end of the week.

[crimsonblue]

3. bear mace.

problem solved.

[Orrex]

5. That's a lot more efficient than what I was doing

Can o' WD-40 and a Zippo.

[madeline_con]

4. Are you sure they're fighting? n/t

[Orrex]

6. Well, they're both male.

That doesn't mean that they're fighting, of course...

[Lasher]

8. Try this

[zanne]

10. If they sound like babies, they're horndogs.

They're either in heat or they're fighting over a female. That's how most male cats get injured. Spaying/neutering is so important.