I am a hipster!

[JVS]

So, suck it all you soccer moms, "real artists", proles, and yokels.
Now get the fuck out of my way, I need to grab a latte and then go to the salon for by Dingle-berry prevention trim.

[elshiva]

1. .....

buffy/

[JVS]

2. ok.

[JVS]

3. kick

[Radical Activist]

4. My favorite band is cooler than your favorite band.

I'd tell you who it is but I'm sure you've never heard of them. No one has. Only super cool people.

[JVS]

7. I'm so hip that I don't like any bands

So put that in your hookah and smoke it.

[kentauros]

9. I'll put in my Coconut Monkey Rocket, thank you very much!

Smoky, Smoky

[JVS]

10. cool smiley, daddio

[kentauros]

12. "For joy, for joy!"

[MullenBank]

5. At least hipsters don't

smell. Hipsters are annoying but hippies smell. Eventually hipsters shove off. Stench lingers.

[amitten]

6. They leave a permanent visual imprint of ugliness (on purpose)

that lasts longer than any smell.

They look like they smell, and that's bad enough.

[LeftyMom]

11. Clearly, you have never been to Portland.

The aroma of sweaty, fixie riding hipster kids who think they're punk damn near made me pass out when I was trying to buy a fucking donut.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. Hipsters are the new protodingles.

I saw it on a tee-shirt.