Ring ring ring ring ring ring.....

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Sarah Palin: Hello?

John McCain: Governor Palin?

SP: Yes.

JM: This is Senator John Mccain.

SP: Hello Senator!

JM: Hello. The reason I'm calling is to ask you to be my running mate.

SP: Why of course Senator! I would be honored!

JM: Honored for what?

SP: To be your running mate, sir.

JM: Are you touching my fucking hair?

SP: Pardon me senator?

JM: Are you of Polish descent?

SP: No sir, why do you ask?

JM: Your last name "Alaska"...it sounds Polish.

SP: Sir, my last name is "Palin"

JM: DON'T DISRESPECT ME YOU TROLLOP!!!!

SP: Sir...

JM: STAND UP! STAND UP! STAND UP!

SP: Senator McCain...

JM: Where's my fucking wife? Probably out buying makeup...

SP: Um, Senator...

[Danger Mouse]

1. ....banana phone!

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2. Maybe this thread will get more play with the altered night crew.

[madinmaryland]

3. I have wireless lan and am reading this while i sit on the shitter!

:hi:

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4. Hahahahahahahahaha!

:hi:

[bigwillq]

5. That's awesome!

:hi: :bounce: