Tell me something about yourself that will make me not want to slap you.

[LostInAnomie]

I'll warn you though. I'm in a slapping mood.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. I don't think you're a jerk.

I like your posts, in all honesty.

[LostInAnomie]

2. You've been granted a reprieve.

No slapping.

[Lethe]

3. i think the best Metallica albums have been the ones after the Black album

just kidding of course :shrug:

[LostInAnomie]

4. I can't take the risk of believing you're joking.

[Lethe]

5. i never heard or owned a Metallica album after the black one

besides some crap on the radio

the Black album was pushing it too. Hell for that matter And Justice was pushing it.

Are spanking and slapping the same thing? I guess spanking is slapping someone's ass.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. excuse me...but

what the fuck is that contraption? please don't make me describe it :wtf: is it on a chain?

[Lethe]

11. it looks like

the female is pressing against a glass partition?

[Generic Brad]

6. I'm sleeping on the floor tonight even though I have a back ache

My cat has been sick for the past two days. She is doing better this evening, thank you very much. But she fell asleep in the middle of my bed. I don't have the heart to wake her up.

[Generic Brad]

7. I'm sleeping on the floor tonight even though I have a back ache

My cat has been sick for the past two days. She is doing better this evening, thank you very much. But she fell asleep in the middle of my bed. I don't have the heart to wake her up.

[Generic Brad]

8. I'm sleeping on the floor tonight even though I have a back ache

My cat has been sick for the past two days. She is doing better this evening, thank you very much. But she fell asleep in the middle of my bed. I don't have the heart to wake her up.

She looks like a kitten in a cloud all wrapped up in my blanket. Would you strike me for deferring to a kitten in a cloud?

[LostInAnomie]

12. No, but I'll slap you for a triple post!

[Lethe]

13. and after the spanking?

:beer: :spank:

wait something else is supposed to happen right?

[Generic Brad]

18. I swear it was a system malfunction!

But I accept my punishment like the unworthy person I am.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear LostInAnomie!

I don't think you'd ever slap me...

;)

[Haole Girl]

14. Where did you find that website?

http://www.bernadinism.demon.co.uk/blows_pages/slap.html

And how much trouble am I in, for looking at it, on my husband's computer?

:rofl:

[JVS]

15. I love cheap beer, and cheaper women!

[elshiva]

16. I am voting for Obama

and I am hoping everyday that he becomes president.

Seriously, please don't slap me, it will bring back painful childhood experiences.

buffy

[elshiva]

17. Dupe on account of technical difficulties...

buffy

[Joey Liberal]

19. I have years of MA training and I'm a nice guy nt

[Danger Mouse]

20. Go ahead and fucking slap me, I'm a PUMA, I can take it.

[MsTryska]

21. I'm sleepy and hungry.

And I haven't even gone to lunch yet.

It's 1:58am.


i need a slap.

[bluesbassman]

22. I didn't suggest the Evans Williams!

Hope this ain't you in the morning.

[MilesColtrane]

23. I must admit, I can't think of a damned thing that would make me worthy...

...of not being on the receiving end of a hand sandwich.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. What, and ruin the fun for both of us?

:)

[Chovexani]

25. I make good sandwiches.

:)