I'll bet a lot of people tell you how much you look like Hitler

[underpants]

and other conversation ice breakers

Please feel free to offer your own

[AlCzervik]

1. Wow, you've really put on some weight.

[underpants]

2. I can see that this is not your first beer

:beer:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. Well, in all fairness, here is my baby photo:

[DS1]

4. What happened to your face?

[Parche]

5. Heil This MF

:woohoo: :hi:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. I once had a stranger come up to me and open with "Did something happen to your nose?"

[SeattleGirl]

7. So, got dressed in the dark, huh?

:P

[MrCoffee]

8. "Have you ever had herpes so bad you thought your crotch was on fire?"

"Neither have I...hahaha."

[suninvited]

9. I didn't realize

that style of clothing was back in fashion again.

[mainegreen]

10. Do you always talk this much?

[TZ]

11. "when are you due?"

I'm not preganant...(had this happen to me)

[Seeking Serenity]

12. Have you been stupid here long? (n/t)

[MrCoffee]

13. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them

[LSK]

14. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them

Works every time!

:thumbsup:

[MrCoffee]

15. Fail.

[LSK]

16. because I used that thumbsup smiley

[pokerfan]

17. "I can't wait until tomorrow!"

"Because I get better looking every day!"

Never fails. If I can get the same person to bite on it more than three times a week, I consider it a win.

[Critters2]

18. Someone once actually said to me "Your last name is just like Hitler's,

except two letters are different." Me: "Umm...see, that makes it different from Hitler's". Moran.

[mokawanis]

19. Is your main problem stupidity, or just ignorance?

Always puts a smile on their face

[Evoman]

20. Have you heard the Good News"

[Orrex]

21. "You should really ask a doctor about that."

Or, conversely:

"Does this look infected to you?"

[scarpa43]

22. "Does this look infected?" n/t

[Taverner]

23. There's a fly on your face - wait its a mole - you should have that removed

[HEyHEY]

24. You've got some shit in your teeth

[meegbear]

25. Do you spit or swallow?

[SurfingAtWork]

26. You know, if you wore a padded braw, your boobs wouldn't look so small.

[Z_I_Peevey]

27. I can't believe you still have a job!

(Yes, I have heard that one. Recently.)