How is it that we have, like, 80 channels

[XemaSab]

and they're all shit? :shrug:

[mwooldri]

1. 80 and "nothing on"? Lucky you!

We have about twice that... with half as much as you have to watch.

[Lasher]

2. I've got 57 channels

and nothin' on.

[Redbear]

16. Just don't shoot up your TV

or you'll be busted for distrurbin the almighty peace.

[My Good Babushka]

3. I think I watch exactly the same amount of TV

when we have ten channels as when we have 200 channels. I can lower my standards like that....
you don't want to know how far I'll sink.

[npk]

4. How can you call the "Old Yankee Workshop" nothing.

:argh:

[AlCzervik]

5. we have many channels and i always watch the same 3

Law & Order, Law & Order CI and Law & Order SVU.

[XemaSab]

7. We've got two choices in this house:

Chuck Norris and HGTV. :eyes:

[AlCzervik]

8. my sister is a big hgtv fan, 2 1/2 fucking weeks of her and hgtv and i was ready to

go buy some lime and a nice new shovel, i already have the sawzall. Wat a fun project that would have been and i could have taken some fab after pics of my new back yard garden!

[valerief]

6. What, you don't like The Knife Show? Or the ten thousand sports channels?

Or the five hundred million infomercials? Or the Secrets of Nostradamus? Or the other five hundred million infomercials?

[Robeson]

9. I ask myself that question all the time.

[shugah]

10. out of 317 or so

we watch 5 channels (specific shows) regularly, another dozen sporadically, and the rest not at all..

[RebelOne]

11. I have 150 and the only ones worth watching

are Food Network, QVC and Olberman on MSNBC.

[NJmaverick]

12. I got FIOS and all the premium channels

That includes lots of free On-Demand offerings so there is always something on.

[old mark]

13. We have Dish Network satelite, channels go from 3 to maybe 600.

Most of the time, we watch the local news or reruns of British antoque shows. Maybe a movie every weekm maybe two.
My wife likes "The Closer" and whatever that show about "Grace", and I sometimes watch "Cold Case" because it's set in Philly.

I like it, though, because we get som fucking odd shows in the higher numbers, like "The Roping Show" about cowboys throwing ropes for the rodeo.
Sometimes get some good shows on the Documentary Channel or another Art/Music channel whose name I can't recall.
Network TV is fucking dead,and there seems to be no news program worth watching anymore - CNN is all smiling stupid people with styled hair and cute names who all are Republicans - they are better thatn the rest, but nor usually worth watching.

There are no soprts shows worth watching except for the sporting events themselves, and they are much better with no sound.
mark

[southpaw]

14. I've got 13 channels of SHIT on the T.V. to choose from...

I've got wide, staring eyes,
And I've got a strong urge to fly,
But I've got no where to fly to
fly to
fly to
fly to
fly to
fly to
fly to

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Babe!
When I pick up the phone...

There'll be nobody home.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

15. That's why I went to basic-basic cable

Even though I'm in the city of Minneapolis, I can't get decent reception without it, so I pay my $12 a month to get the network and local channels as well as PBS and MHZ Worldview. Democracy Now is shown on one of our public access channels, so all in all, it's a good deal.

That, Netflix, and a collection of imported DVDs, which I play on my region-free player, are all the viewing I need, maybe more than enough, actually.

[Dogtown]

17. With 80 channels

you must have at least 20 Jesus channels,

how can you say "shit" at JESUS???


:cry:

[Bucky]

18. TV didn't change

You did.