What would be the title of your autobiography?

[terrya]

If you decided to write one?

[southpaw]

1. "Running with Poultry Shears"

[LeftinOH]

2. "Suffering Fools"

[LynzM]

3. Hrm...

Purple.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. woman leaves all gods to glorify cunnilingus

:evilgrin:

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[hobbit709]

5. "I Got Stoned And I Missed It"

[unpossibles]

6. I am already working on it: "A Trainwreck Full of Clowns" nt

[SteppingRazor]

7. A while back, a buddy of mine gave me my memoir title:

"Depraved Indifference: The Life of a Whiskey-Swilling Outlaw."


Of course, I swilled a lot more whiskey a couple years ago.

[BOSSHOG]

8. A Respectable Bum

[skygazer]

9. "Clusterfuck"

[helderheid]

10. Married Bliss to the Bitch of the Day

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Liberator of the Universe: Finishing The Eternal Battle Against DS1

Although "TK421, Why Aren't You At Your Post?" would be a pretty funny title to an autobiography, and in an odd sort of way, kind of fitting.

[MrCoffee]

12. MrCoffee: The Meteoric Rise and Cataclysmic Fall of the Savior of Awesomeness

[ForrestGump]

13. Tough one. No, that's not the title.

Most of the good titles are taken. And things like Gump: An American Portrait just seem too familiar, as does ForrestGump Is Cooler Than You'll Ever Be.

I've already rejected Mein Gumpf (too derivative) and several other snappy titles.

Maybe Untitled ForrestGump Project or Part One. Or That's All I Have To Say About That.

[LynneSin]

14. Living Life with More Cowbell

:woohoo:

[mitchum]

15. Piss Ants and Pomeranians

[raccoon]

16. Ghost. nt

[zabet]

17. ....

"Southern Gothic"

[Guava Jelly]

18. Screwn.. the GoPsUx story..

Alternate Mr. GoPsUx or:How I learned to stopped worrying and love the Bong!

[PRETZEL]

19. fairly easy,

"If I only had the balls to say NO once in a while"

[ghostsofgiants]

20. "Why the hell would you read this?"

[Iggo]

21. "Are you kidding me?"

Yes, I've thought about this one...lol.

EDIT: Alternate title..."OH.COME.ON!"