I'm tired ... keep me awake.

[Writer]

7:04pm MDT. I sit on my bed with my laptop before me, typing to the unknown souls on DemocraticUnderground.com. My eyes half-lidded, my lips droop into an amorphous shape. I am fucking tired.

Please keep me awake. It's too early to go to bed.

[Ptah]

1. Bronk to Breakfast

[Writer]

2. I'd probably fall off and get trampled.

[Suich]

3. Did you ever hear about that job?

The one you were hoping for when you went for your bike ride Tues.?

Just wonderin'....

:shrug:

[Writer]

4. That job was for Mr. Writer...

and he got the job. :)

Thanks for asking.

[Swede]

5. To be awake and not ignorant is to wear chains and shoulder a cangue.

How can you be shown Zen,until you first empty your cup?

[Writer]

6. I'm too tired to exercise critical thinking at the moment.

Say wha'?

[Swede]

7. Sorry,just messing with your tired brain.

But,I did keep you awake for 10 seconds.

[Writer]

8. Yeah, yeah you did.

You're good.

[Swede]

16. You post Zen and snark at the same time.

Perhaps your cup is not full,grasshopper.

[Writer]

17. Snark never appears where a kind mouth speaks...

unless you seek to flame the senses.

[Swede]

19. Uhm,neither a borrower nor a lender be!?!

I got nothin' :shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

9. Wake up Writer!

I'm tired too..I'll be in bed sleeping in about 35 minutes.

[Writer]

10. If I go to sleep in 35 minutes, I'm going to be up at 1am.

And very unhappy.

Nighty!

[Guava Jelly]

12. I get up at 3am 5 days a week.

:)

[Writer]

14. That would be a little inconvenient for me.

Yeah... 3am is too early... I'd prefer 8am at the earliest. Yup.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. Try this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku7PLTtixdU

I was looking for "Shaft's Cab Ride" by Isaac Hayes and found this mash-up instead. :rofl:

Wait until 16 seconds in.

[Writer]

13. Okay I'm missing the references here...

or I'm too tired to notice any subtleties... what am I missing?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. No references.

For no reason at all, they decided to use footage from the Lion King along with the song from Shaft. As far as the 16 seconds goes, I meant that's where the song suddenly picks up (to wake you up).

[Writer]

18. Dudes, I can't do this anymore. I am about to die.

Thanks for trying, though. Unfortunately the Pixie Dust was extra strength.

Later...

[Swede]

20. One more try,this ought wake you up.