I'm sick of pissing people off: here's an innocuous thread. What does your cat do for fun?

[Taverner]

I always love a good cat story...not enough to get my own, but enough to enjoy YOURS.

[mcctatas]

1. amateur proctology exams by a 5 year old?

some cats have a twisted idea of fun...

[Taverner]

2. With kitty claws? Ow

[crim son]

3. Eat, puke, sleep.

Sometimes he catches the puke in his mouth and chews it back down, like it's his cud. :eyes:

[asthmaticeog]

4. Mine likes to fuck squirrels.

In the ass. No lube.

[Taverner]

5. Wow...does he at least give a reach around?

[asthmaticeog]

15. He's a cat, they're rodents.

All things being equal they're lucky he's not mauling them and leaving their mangled carcasses by the porch door.

[Taverner]

16. Well mauling them's OK, but not giving a reacharound - that's just cold

[asthmaticeog]

19. Never said my cat was a nice guy.

:shrug:

[Shell Beau]

6. Well now I am pissed because you didn't ask what my dog does for fun!!!

:mad:













;)

[Taverner]

8. Pthththththpt!!!!

That's it! I am going to send my son out to take your daughter to a nice steak dinner and then NEVER CALL HER BACK!!!

[cwydro]

7. Pats me on the face with her paws...

when I am sleeping...about 2:30 am.

Great fun for all.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. my cat sleeps on my pillow at night. she take 3/4th of the pillow

i love it

[Rambis]

10. My Cat eats sleeping McCain supporters

[elshiva]

13. They are not sleeping, they are praying

to Satan. :) And, yes kitty will sort them out.

[Parche]

11. Licks Her.....

:woohoo: :hi:

[Taverner]

14. Awwww what a cutie pie!

[Shakespeare]

12. Plays with Q-tips.

The other one apparently barfs for fun.

[TZ]

17. Chase each other around the house willy-nilly

And scare the crap out of me by running full speed and jumping onto the bed, landing next to my face while I'm lying down (how's that for a wake up call)..BEWARE THE FLYING KITTY CAT...:scared:

[cwydro]

18. I have another cat

who used to catch snakes and then bring them in the house for me to find.

And no, they were not dead. That was fun for all also.

He's older now and is more content with sleeping.

[Eurobabe]

20. Jump on me in the middle of teh night

usually around 4-5am when I am dreaming. Which wakes me up and pisses me off.

Bad kitteh.

[Taverner]

22. Sounds like kitteh needs to learn the dynamics of the catapult

I KID!!! I KID!!!

[Rob H.]

21. Summer waits until I lie down on the bed to read

then jumps up on my chest to be petted. For some reason she also likes to groom me when I sit down after getting home from work by standing with her front paws on my chest and licking my hair and eyebrows. Nice that she's so happy to see me at the end of the day, I guess. :P

Most of the time, though, she's living by her personal Rule #1: "If it isn't bolted to the floor, it's a cat toy and therefore belongs to me." :)

[Taverner]

23. My cat, Sophie, loved mellow people

She loved me when I toked up

Usually it was hard to smoke said pipe because she kept rubbing against my pipe hand.

[Dogtown]

47. Taverner

shoulda gave Kit a shotgun. she was just reminding you about Mr. Bogart...

[zanne]

28. She licks your eyebrows?

That's a new one! :rofl:

[Rob H.]

36. She's quite the little stylist!

I adopted her in late March and she just started the grooming thing a little while back. I think it's her way of reciprocating for me kissing her on top of her head all the time.

In the morning, she also waits on the toilet tank lid for me to finish my shower and if I bend down close to her she reaches up and gently pats my face as if to say,"There was water all over you in there, but you're okay now." I'm so glad I adopted her--she makes me laugh all the time with her quirky little ways. :D

[zanne]

46. I'm so glad for both of you.

Adoptions are a win-win!

[pookieblue]

24. I love a good cat story too...

One of mine likes to wake me up in the wee hours of the morning by throwing his toys in my face.

the other... knocking stuff over in the wee hours of the morning

[Greyskye]

25. My Hippie cat would piss you off

:hide:

[TrogL]

26. Guards the doorway so nobody can pass

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. They hork up hairballs on the rug.

Sneak up on me from behind and jump on my shoulders.
Unroll the toilet paper from the roll.
Chase each other up and down the stairs in the middle of the night.
Slip through portals in the space-time continuum to hide in another dimension when I'm trying to find them.

And probably a lot of other things I don't know about.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Merlin, the Elderly, likes to lay (all 28ish pounds of him) across

every available inch of person he can for fun. Kittimus likes to play "hide and seek" and "gotcha". He will hide under the chair and pounce out at you, just lightly touching you when you walk by. He will also hide in the basement and want us to find him before he finds us. His new favorite fun thing is hanging off of window screens. Something we are not going to encourage.

[kedrys]

30. Playing hockey with twistie ties

Loudly. And singing to them. Very loudly. :rofl:

The culprit: Miss Evie.

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. I think that is a black cat trait. Both of my black cats talk...very loudly...

to or about whatever it is they are doing. But, strangely enough, they only trill or chirrup to one another, very softly even.

[yellowdogintexas]

42. Clark (our black cat) whines. constantly. One of his nicknames is 'the whiney butt' nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. Hey, I call it "screamy time" when Kittimus is wound up.

[PVnRT]

31. Why do you hate people allergic to cats?

I swear, the exclusionary bullshit around here is ridiculous.















:hide:

[femmocrat]

32. My cat apparently can read my appointment book!

He must have known he had an appointment at the vet yesterday, because he hid in the thorny bushes for two hours so I couldn't catch him.

I could hear him laughing at me.

[carlyhippy]

34. he insists on not using a scratching post, he uses the door frames

and the walls...my frames look like a hatchet has been taken to them haha

[Evoman]

35. My cat starts anti-Hillary threads...after which I explain to him that all pro-Obama people are

sad and pathetic.

Lol...just kidding. My cat would never be pro-Obama...he is too smart.

(for all you humour impaired people, I don't have a cat. And if I did, I wouldn't let him post on DU. Oh yeah, and I also think Obama is okay)

[NV Whino]

37. Bring in tree frogs

Unless it's bringing in a garter snake or a lizard. The bat was a lot of fun, too.

Precious little darlings. You gotta love 'em.

[ismnotwasm]

38. Ugh

I read through this thread hoping to find another cat who nurses on herself. Yes she really does and no, she's never had kittens nor is she ever going to.

She's loud when she does it too. Kinda gross. I've been afraid to google that behavior because how the hell would I word it?

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. Here, I googled it for you.

I've got nothing to lose. :)

http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2006/10/08/news/columnists/theberge/18_30_5010_6_06.txt

[ismnotwasm]

40. Oh wow thank you

You know she is really a good kitty, has the best personality of any cat we've had. What she does is jump on the bed next to my husband (Cats love him, ignore me generally when he's around)and goes at it. She used to do it more, but now it seems more of a comfort thing at night.

This makes perfect sense, thank you again.

[ScreamingMeemie]

41. No problem. Our senior cat, Merlin, was quite the suckler.

As he grew older, it diminished and he doesn't do it at all anymore. He just kneads whoever is closest when he gets tired.

[bicentennial_baby]

43. Don't feel bad...our cat has sex with the couch...

or the bed, the pillow...whatever. He's been snipped since last winter. No change in that behavior. x(

[Rob H.]

50. We once had a cat who did something like that

She used to curl up in such a way that she could suck on one of her hind legs just above her toes and would just go to town. I was also awakened more than once by her nursing on one of my earlobes while kneading my neck with her paws. She was an amazing cat--she'd even fetch!

[yellowdogintexas]

44. crowd me out of the bed, all four of them

Lewis likes to sit in the reading chair next to the computer desk and cram his head into my arm, causing mayn typos and other mistakes. He likes to head butt me when I am falling asleep too. He doesn't do it any more, but he used to jump up to the door latches on all the door frames in the house. He wanted the little hole the door lock goes into when you close the door.

Clark, likes to knead my stomach and poke his little nasty claws into my stomach and legs.

Thomas likes to parade around in front of the computer screen

CatZilla likes to hunt squirrels but I don't let him out any more.

When I let them outside they all liked to gang up on any silly cat who thought coming into our yard was a good idea. These guys love to rumble. Any cat who sneaked into my garage through the pet door had to run a gauntlet of cats to get out of the house alive.

The young boys like to chase bugs.

[av8rdave]

48. Decomposes. He passed away several years ago.

I would love another cat, but Mrs. av8rdave is severely allergic to them :(

[MountainLaurel]

49. Cali's favorite kitty joke

Is to wake me up in the middle of the night by barely touching my nose with hers, or by giving me a little lick on my shoulder. You can just see her giggling at me jumping halfway out of bed every time she does this.

[libodem]

51. Mooner

sleeps. I think she must like cat dreams. All of the above cat lovers those hairballs are GOLD. My kitth got obstructed and I thought she was going to die. I now also think cat turds are GOLD. I waited days for her to poop. Actually, for fun she has a toy bug with wings and beaded legs that hangs from a string off a light pole by my bed. While I was gone to the Oregon coast the bug was on the floor. She played with it so hard it came off the pole. Pretty good good a 20 y/r old beautiful black cat, who'd just been on death's doorstep..

[MilesColtrane]

52. None of your goddamned business!!

:hi: