My cat is annoying me right now, how do I annoy him back?

[CreekDog]

harmlessly of course. :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Be affectionate when they want to be alone.

[CreekDog]

2. but he never wants to be alone

i've had dogs that wanted less attention.

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Ah. Well then...

Balloon rubbing time!

[Blue-Jay]

3. A squirt gun usually works.

[stuntcat]

25. yahyah!

I was fixing to say!
I was JUST now shooting my cat but the gun's out of water and he stood there looking at the gun like "bring it", the cocky little butthead, I have to refill just to get him back for that.

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. What did you think I was going to post?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Chan790]

6. Wait until he gets comfortable...

then pick him up and carry him around then set him down someplace random he never lounges out. I like to use the top of the fridge, random shelves in the bookcase, on the stairs, pieces of furniture. Usually my cat comes back within 10 minutes...so I repeat the process, except I choose another random location.

[BrklynLiberal]

7. How about a puppy?

;-)

[AnneD]

8. What ever you do...

don't tutch the but.

[TommyO]

10. Dang, beat me by a few scant minutes

I didn't even see your reply when I posted mine, in fact I thought it was a double post by me.

[AnneD]

15. Like minds....

roll down the same gutter;)

[TommyO]

9. Whatever you do

Dont tutch the but.

[stuntcat]

26. !!!

I lol'ed :rofl: :rofl:

[Ava]

11. baby talk

one of my kitties absolutely hates baby talk.. he just gives me a "you've got to be kidding me look" :rofl:

[applegrove]

12. Sprinkle some catnip on the floor then pretend to want to scoop it up

once the cat has shown some interest. My cat tries to cover all the catnip so I can't get at it. What a hog he is.

[TZ]

13. Face squishes!

That makes mine run away when they are being overly demanding....

[CreekDog]

17. that doesn't even make him run away

he just shakes his head afterwards.

he's not too bright. :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. This thread is useless without photos of your cat.

How can you start a kitteh thread without photos!? :cry:

[CreekDog]

34. ok

[TZ]

39. Aww what a pretty kitty...

He's in your face there isn't he? I've seen that "I WUUUUV YOU" look from my kitties ---when I'm trying to watch TV and they get in front of me and the TV....always..they want love when I'm doing something else....

[TroglodyteScholar]

16. Tutch the but n/t

[Ewellian]

27. ...

:rofl:

[JBoy]

18. put a piece of scotch tape on his fur.

[Digit]

37. Came home from work one day...darling daughter

had put a piece of tape to the bottom of each paw.
Our kitty was not happy, but it was sure funny watching her walk for a few seconds.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. Butter on his whiskers.

This will keep him occupied for at least a half-hour.

[TZ]

20. !

I'm guessing thats the voice of experience there..I would never have thought of that. So which kitty in your crew has you tried that on....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Actually, my mom did that years ago to our family cat.

Mom was into craftsy stuff like needlepoint, and of course the cat would get into the yarn, so Mom distracted her by buttering her whiskers. Worked every time.

[Kutjara]

21. Tell all the other cats in the neighborhood...

...that he has really bad balance, or that his claws are falsies. Cats hate to be made fun of.

[rug]

22. Move his tail a half inch every two minutes.

[CreekDog]

24. by now the all our kitties are hating this thread

:rofl:

[stuntcat]

28. right.

I just now refilled the water gun :headbang:

[Skittles]

29. nosh on a tin of sardines in front of him - don't acknowledge his presence

drives 'em nuts :)

[triguy46]

30. Hard to beat a water gun.

[loveable liberal]

31. flip him his back and rub his belly!!!

either that or stick hair in his nose til he sneezes. Thats what i did.....

[zanne]

32. Play with his paws.

They hate that.

[davsand]

33. Put a big blob of Vaseline on the back of his neck

You know that one spot they can't manage to reach? That is exactly where you want to put a quarter sized blob of petroleum jelly. It will make him absolutely nuts and when he finally DOES manage to lick it off it will help with his hairballs.

It is pretty much the same thing as Hairballs Away or Petromalt minus the added flavor.



Laura

[pokerfan]

35. Combination of #18 and #32

Scotch tape on the paws.

Drives 'em nuts.

[bluesbassman]

36. Tape this on the wall above his food bowl.

It may not annoy him, but it might make him eat less, thereby saving you much needed coinage.

[Triana]

38. Put little post-its all over him and make him get them off himself. n/t

[MsTryska]

40. Grab him and Love him all over

He'll run and hide.

it's what i do with mine.

[Eurobabe]

41. NOM HIM!!