You might need a PedEgg.

[RadiationTherapy]

If when you walk barefoot through the kitchen it sounds like you are wearing clogs, you might need a PedEgg.

If you have blood on your sheets due to abrasions suffered by your partner in the night, you might need a PedEgg.

If your flip flops sound like they have corn flakes in them when you walk, you might need a PedEgg.

If your dog nips at your heels and then YELPS, you might need a PedEgg.

[RadiationTherapy]

1. If when you dig in your heels

small furry animals flee or die, you might need a PedEgg.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. What the shit is a PedEgg?

[LeftyMom]

3. It's a cheese grater for your feet.

http://www.amazon.com/Ped-Egg-Pedicure-Foot-File/dp/B00113FENI

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Eww.

[lildreamer316]

4. I bought one. I love it.

Only thing that worked on my...bumps on the side of my big toe. Whatever they are called. Keeps me nice between pedis.
I know this was a joke,but just wanted to be a pain by dropping in my .02. :)

[RadiationTherapy]

5. dlyt.

[RadiationTherapy]

7. If your partner asks you to take your shoes off so they can scratch their back

you might need a PedEgg.

[MissMillie]

8. I just bought an old-fashioned pumice stone

it's working great.