A hypothetical question concerning DUers.

[Dr. Strange]

A hypothetical situation: let's suppose a DUer (let's call him flvegon) gives you a present and tells you to pass it along to another DUer (let's call him MisterCoffee). What would you do?

[Iggo]

1. I would use the present for my own purposes...

...until it was broken. Only then would I pass it on and say, "Dude, it was like that already."

Totally works every time!

[Dr. Strange]

3. What if it's something you wouldn't WANT to use?

I don't think I'd want it. (Hypothetically.)

[Shell Beau]

4. hypothetically I would announce what that random gift is

:P

[Dr. Strange]

6. Well, of course, this thread is a complete hypothetical...

but let's say it's a bumper sticker.

[DS1]

10. I know who this is about

[Dr. Strange]

15. Hypothetical!

[Gormy Cuss]

2. 42.

[RadiationTherapy]

5. Weelll, I'd probably smoke a LITTLE of it. nt

[Dr. Strange]

7. What if it's not something you can smoke?

[RadiationTherapy]

12. Everything burns, Mr. Strange. Everything, nt

[Dr. Strange]

17. Two things:

First, I am not about to smoke a (hypothetical) bumper sticker.
Secondly, it's Dr. Strange. I did not spend three weeks in the back of Larry Cogburn's van just to have people ignore my (NOT hypothetical) title.

[RadiationTherapy]

20. Hm. You are right. A bumper sticker is one of my "6 things never to smoke" nt.

[billyskank]

8. flvogon

That green DUer in Florida who writes bad poetry. :rofl:

[TZ]

9. ...

Someone else is sending you gifts? Well no more nekkid yoga pictures for you...:P

[Dr. Strange]

13. Not me.

He wants me to send it to MrCoffee MisterCoffee. I'm just the hypothetical midloman.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I would avoid tutching the but.

[LeftyMom]

14. MisterCoffee gets a gift and I'm STILL waiting on my Christmas present from a hypothetical floridian

MisterCoffee must be fanfuckingtastic in the sack. :wow:

[Dr. Strange]

16. Oh he is...

MisterCoffee must be fanfuckingtastic in the sack.

Yes, if you're in a hurry. Again, hypothetically.

[MrCoffee]

22. This post is chock full o' win

[Parche]

18. I Would Pee On It

:shrug: :popcorn: :hi:

[MrCoffee]

19. Consider the hypothetical source

Just sayin.

[UndertheOcean]

21. I say spray it with silly potty

[Kali]

23. I have no clue what this is about

but at least it is funny - I'm laughing my ass off.:rofl:

Usually it's just a big ol' :wtf:

[Dr. Strange]

24. It's my subtle way of giving props to flvegan for this post:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7956453#7956653

That thread was locked and so I couldn't respond there.

[flvegan]

26. Thanks. I do what I can.

[Lethe]

25. see a doctor and get rid of it

:scared: