Friday night fun - ask me anything about me you want to know

[The Straight Story]

And I will answer it. Got nothing else going on tonight, except a need to pack and clean the garage. Hopefully this thread will keep me busy enough to avoid that....

[defendandprotect]

1. Where are you packing up to go--?

[The Straight Story]

2. Back to Columbus, Ohio

Am now in Bakersfield, CA.

[defendandprotect]

3. Permanently . . . ??

[The Straight Story]

6. Sort of

We hope to move to the country some day in Ohio (like Circleville, etc).

[defendandprotect]

7. So you're happy about this . . . ?

[The Straight Story]

10. Actually, yes

The wife and I have years of memories there, all good.

[defendandprotect]

15. Did you or are you buying or selling a house - ? If so, how'd that go?

[The Straight Story]

18. Had a house back there, it got foreclosed on

House here is owned by father-in-law, so I won't be selling it....

[mth44sc]

9. Circleville

far enough away from the paper mill I reust???

[The Straight Story]

12. Close enough to the pumpkin show

Which I miss dearly.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Are you really straight?

[The Straight Story]

5. Yes, but that is not where my name here comes from (nt)

[madeline_con]

20. Does it come from that movie? n/t

[asdjrocky]

8. What's the thing with strippers?

Just askin.

[The Straight Story]

11. Not sure, only stripper I care about is

my wife :)

[asdjrocky]

23. Kind of an old joke...

A few months ago, in a one week period, there were three stories from you that involved strippers. I can't help it, I'm a kidder. I kid, because I love.

[Ptah]

13. Did you spend some of your youth on the farm?

:shrug:

[The Straight Story]

16. Not too much of it

damned amish people kept running me off....

[loveable liberal]

14. How can I make my thong stop chafing?

[The Straight Story]

17. send it to me for analysis

and I will get back to you.... :)

[JonLP24]

19. why do people use Friday night as an excuse to drink

or party or use other known substances

[DarkTirade]

21. Why do they call it 'head cheese' when there's no cheese involved?

[orleans]

22. will you be back in ohio in time for the election? and will you be registered to vote? n/t