Spoon with Fidel & light some incense at your altar to Joe Stalin you America-hating dirtball hippie

[arcadian]

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/red_dawn.php

Red Dawn is one of the three greatest films ever made. This is fact. Only Commie pinko scum would deny this simple truth. Spoon with Fidel and light some incense at your altar to Joseph Stalin, you America-hating dirtball hippie. And take a shower while you’re at it! You stink like that smelly hippie oil. Red freakin' Dawn is it.

Check this out. The Communist Menace is not dead. This could still happen. Red Dawn could still happen. Commies swooping down from the sky, the Cubans and Russians and Mexicans and Canadians coming at us from all sides, shooting up schools, shooting and shooting. Children, dead. Killed in the streets. Why do you support the murder of children? Many children do not deserve to be murdered. But the Canadians will do it anyway because that's how they roll.

We can fight back. We’ve got the guns and the manpower, the will and spirit to head for the woods with a carton of Marlboros, a hunting rifle, a buck knife and a cool hat. Kids can do this. High school kids. You get some grenades, a few RPGs, and those filthy dirty hippy Russian fucks, FUCK THEM, because this is America. America. That means your ass will get shot and no grass will ever again grow where you Commie blood was spilled, but who cares because you’re dead and you deserved it for being murdering Commie Soviet scum. That is why real Americans watch and love Red Dawn. This isn't entertainment, it's essential training.

Patrick Swayze is a man, a man who knows you can piss in the radiator if you need to, and that if you drink the blood of the boar you get its power. He don’t play no games, son. He will dance with your ass like it ain’t no thang, and then he will beat up a bar full of people and fight Russians and make clay pots even though he’s dead. Check it. Can you top that? No, you can’t. He is Swayze. Fear him.

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[Lethe]

1. leah thompson and jennifer gray were really hot in Red Dawn

there's that scene, where they are together at the campfire, and Leah has a beret on and looks likes some kind of wild animal.

Guerrilla war sex must be like, really, really great. I can only imagine. It must the the best.

[jobycom]

2. "Castro isn’t dead. He’s planning."

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"You don’t watch Red Dawn, it watches you."