My Hero!

[MrScorpio]

[DarkTirade]

1. That's one loony toon that I find myself quoting every now and then.

Most namely, "C'est la guerre."

[MrScorpio]

2. And he always comes out on top

Pure genius

[DarkTirade]

3. And a master of the pick-up line.

You are my peanut, I am your brittle!
Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken ? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you.
Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover.
Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you.
Is it possible to be too attractive?
You know, most men would get discouraged by now fortunately for you, I am not most men!
You stop resisting me, bebe, and I’ll stop resisting you.
You are the corned beef, and I am the cabbage. The corned beef is nothing without the cabbage.
The game of love is never called on account of darkness, my little midnight snack.
You may call me Streetcar, because of my desire for you.

[DarkTirade]

4. Maybe I should post those in the Ava pickup line thread...

:P