Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night! Host: Christina Aguilera

[Wonk]

Opening skit: Hardball

[lpbk2713]

1. I don't watch it.

It hasn't been funny for years.

[DaisyUCSB]

2. who was on hardball?

?

[Cush]

4. Gary Bauer and Arnold

talking about gay marriage

[Paragon]

5. And Rosie O'Donnell

[bigwillq]

3. Just turned it on

Thanks for reminding me it was on.

[Paragon]

6. Whoa - Xtina actually does a good Kim Cattrall

Who knew?

[bigwillq]

7. i agree

this skit is a riot

[Doogie]

8. Not bad.

Glad S&TC is finally over.

Hope they put Xtina in a hot outfit soon

[Doogie]

9. Xtina as Paris

Now, thats a hot outfit!! :-)

Never mind-- Amanda Langford?? Still looks like Paris.

[ironflange]

10. Thanks

NOW I'll tape it. (starts at 12:30 here)

[populistmom]

11. The news

They're banning smoking in public in Ireland which should go over well because the Irish are known for their even tempers and submitting to authority. (Not exact quote, but the best I could remember.)

In a house full of those Irish and those who are half Irish, I find this one pretty damned funny.

[Cush]

12. Evolution in Georgia

"As a compromise, dinosaurs are now called Jesus Horses"

[CastorTroy]

13. "He's why we're in this K-hole"

Great jab at St. Ralph and the disaster that is the Bush occupancy.

[Cush]

14. also the running/walking joke

about how walking 45 minutes 3 times a week helps the brain in older Amercians, while running 5 days a week doesn't (Shows a pic of Bush running)

[CastorTroy]

15. Very nice,

and a very refreshing change of pace from the Clinton wee-wee jokes, it only took three years and a slew of atrocities from the Bush admin.

I'm sure Jack "Adulterer" Welch is probably not too happy.

[populistmom]

16. Huggies thong diapers!

:wow: :scared: