Weird verbal exchanges in icky bar bathrooms.

[LaraMN]

Last week I was at a really creepy bar watching my friends' band play, and I had to use the bathroom. I got out of the stall and was washing my hands when a woman walked into the bathroom, stopped, looked at me, and said "Wow. You're tall." I didn't know how to respond so I said, "It's okay. I don't eat people." :silly: and then made a weird chomping motion with my arms. I'm not sure why.

I often have odd exchanges with other women in bar bathrooms. I'm not sure if it's the alcohol or the ambience, but if you ever wonder why girls often go the bathroom in pairs, there you go. It's because people act weird in the bathroom.

[Rhythm]

1. Weirdest stranger-encounter i've ever had in a bar was in the bathroom...

I was at the sink, when this drunk blonde came in with a couple of friends. She saw the skull-necklace tattoo that i have (i was wearing a tank top that night), and commented "Hey... nice necklace!".

I thanked her for the compliment, and as i turned around to walk past her, she reached over and jabbed me in the chest with the fake nails on her thumb and index finger... pinching.

She was trying to pick the 'necklace' up...

:rofl:

Guess she's had tee many martoonies...

[LaraMN]

4. Eek!

Artificial nails should be categorized as a class-four weapon under the drunk code!

[Rhythm]

5. Yeah... i gingerly removed the talons from my flesh...

and reminded her that tattoos are firmly attached...

Then i walked back out into the bar, grabbed something cold, and watched my friends finish their set.

[LeftyMom]

2. Was this the "the Sharks have a power play" gesture?

I can't really think what else would work, but the idea of doing that in a bathroom doing that cracks me up.

[LaraMN]

3. I don't know, but it sounds about right.

She laughed at me and told me I was adorable.
I'm an ass.